What the hell is it with people at work that don't know when to give a phrase a rest?

[MaxDSP]

2 people, both in the same dept, always ending their e-mails with "Please advise", no matter the subject. Maybe I should reply with "I advise you to drop that bullshIt phrase and talk normally you ass clown" :roll:

<waiting for the inevitable Office Space references>

 

[hypn0tik]

WWJD?

Please advise.

 

[yobarman]

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!!!11111oneoneone

 

[PHiuR]

Please Advise.

 

[dighn]

Could you find anything more trivial to complain about?

Please advise

 

[zanieladie]

Perhaps it's in their sig line?

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
Perhaps it's in their sig line?

That's the most likely case, which makes it even more annoying and useless

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: yobarman
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!!!11111oneoneone

Not Monday yet....for me anyway

 

[EKKC]

i advise you to quit.

 

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: zanieladie
Perhaps it's in their sig line?

That's the most likely case, which makes it even more annoying and useless

Yeah...I agree. So much for that personal feel. LOL

Just like when you get junk mail where you name has been inserted into the letter in an effort to make you think that YOU are "special."

 

[BrianH1]

WWRJD?

(what would ron jeremy do)

 

[Unmoosical]

I'm Rick James b1tch.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
EE's do it till it hertz

LOL...

That had me rolling... lololololol....

 

[Sukhoi]

Lets touch base and discuss our synergy. :|

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
2 people, both in the same dept, always ending their e-mails with "Please advise", no matter the subject. Maybe I should reply with "I advise you to drop that bullshIt phrase and talk normally you ass clown" :roll:

<waiting for the inevitable Office Space references>

Maybe we should touch base tomorrow and have a brainstorming session. We can bounce ideas off each other and devise solutions using out-of-box thinking. Maybe we can integrate collaborative action-points and empower user-centric solutions.

Please advise.

 

[raildogg]

Hey thar.

Please advice.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: raildogg
Hey thar.

Please advice.

We need to enhance collaborative models, empower transparent partnerships, visualise intuitive solutions, and revolutionise out-of-the-box channels. Repurpose synergistic convergence if you have to.

Please advise.

 

[Sukhoi]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: raildogg
Hey thar.

Please advice.

We need to enhance collaborative models, empower transparent partnerships, visualise intuitive solutions, and revolutionise out-of-the-box channels. Repurpose synergistic convergence if you have to.

Please advise.

lol you're far too good at that.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: dighn
Could you find anything more trivial to complain about?

Please advise

haha

 

[Kelvrick]

I have "Have a nice day" in my sig.

People in this office have learned to ignore it, but whenever I email the other offices, I always find it hilarious that they take time to reply to it, like thank you, you have a good one too. Then, when we're emailing back and forth a lot, I just find it hilarious, or maybe its just because I'm stuck in the office at 12:47 on a sunday night...

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Hey "I'd buy that for a dollar".

Are they ex-military or something?

I worked with two ex-Air Force lawyers who talked in lingo all the time in meetings.

I just wanted to say "Knock off the ****** guys, you were lawyers not fighter pilots!"

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: raildogg
Hey thar.

Please advice.

We need to enhance collaborative models, empower transparent partnerships, visualise intuitive solutions, and revolutionise out-of-the-box channels. Repurpose synergistic convergence if you have to.

Please advise.

lol you're far too good at that.

Corporate jargon FTL. Focus on best-of-breed enterprise-class solutions that leverage strategic assets and take ROI to the next level...

 

[FallenHero]

Please advise me on the best use of please advise.

Please advise.

 

[skyking]

got a "please advise" email frome sombody who could not print to a printer that was offline. I took a breath, and advised for some local assistance

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Sukhoi

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: raildogg
Hey thar.

Please advice.

We need to enhance collaborative models, empower transparent partnerships, visualise intuitive solutions, and revolutionise out-of-the-box channels. Repurpose synergistic convergence if you have to.

Please advise.

lol you're far too good at that.

Corporate jargon FTL. Focus on best-of-breed enterprise-class solutions that leverage strategic assets and take ROI to the next level...

Why not run it up the flagpole and see what sticks while we're at it? Vis-a-vis marketing strategies.