We're working on it- we want to move to an area of the UK that's normally considered "dead" by people of my age, for one reason- peace & quiet. We want to get a couple of kittens and actually have somewhere to let them roam, we're going to start a family some day, etc.
I'm just still looking for a job there, and it's been three months. Sigh.
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Put a loudspeaker outside one of you neighbors windows. Hook it up to a stereo and mic and tell them to shut up. That way your neighbor gets beat up.
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BB Gun was my first thought too. Just make sur eyour lights are out so she can't tell where it came from.
Otherwise I'd also call the cops since that's disturbing the peace. If you have a cam-corder, get her on tape as proof for a couple nights and then call in the cops.
If you haven't grown any balls, you have to use a weapon. Conversely, if you have grown balls, you can use those as weapons.
Which area of the UK?
Mnementh
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I though Tunbridge was quite a nice area
Mnementh
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Correct me if I'm wrong but I though Tunbridge was quite a nice area
Well, that makes three counts of "Richie! John!" today; my girlfriend came home and saw them at the door of the next-door building, apparently the guy with her looks like he eats barbells and babies for fun.
Sigh. I want to move....
Sigh. I want to move....
boo.
yelling stfu out the window is all you needed to do, just because he's big doesn't mean you can't take him with a kitchen knife.
yelling stfu out the window is all you needed to do, just because he's big doesn't mean you can't take him with a kitchen knife.
that'd be my suggestion....
Turn off all your lights... crack the op window, aim, and label her.... if you do it right, you'll hit her so that she has to look down, enabling you to move the gun from it's position without being spotted.
Originally posted by: Jehovah
<BR><BR>No!Originally posted by: DopeFiend<BR><BR><BR>Why don't you get the hell out of my thread or actually contribute something constructive?Originally posted by: Jehovah<BR><BR><BR>Then why don't you hide beind your woman while she goes over there and talks it over with them? Are you that much of a bitch?Originally posted by: DopeFiend<BR>Good God, the award for the Fastest Growing Thread Evar goes right here. Damn....<BR><BR>Anyway, yes, to wrap a few ends up:<BR><BR>1. Growing balls.<BR> Yes, I know. I don't like confrontation. I like dope<BR><BR>2. Water balloons/super soakers/shouting.<BR> Nice ideas, have certainly thought about them, but it's not likely to help matters.<BR><BR>3. Going over there and talking.<BR> Yes, but that involves growing balls, and evidently I have none
I'll remember that the next one of you damn Jehovah's bangs on me door..
You need some American friends. We'll just yell about the window:
"Bitch! STFU!"
Problem solved. Or you can do the Eurpoean thing and throw a bucket of garbage or water out the window. Maybe only immigrants in movies about the 20's do that, but it should still be effective.
"Bitch! STFU!"
Problem solved. Or you can do the Eurpoean thing and throw a bucket of garbage or water out the window. Maybe only immigrants in movies about the 20's do that, but it should still be effective.
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