What the hell do I do? *UPDATED*

[imported_Phil]

Spiders? Nah. That's Syringer's department 😀

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
fill a water balloon with creamed corn and milk
when she's outside yelling, run out on your patio pretending to be really drunk
make pukey sounds and proceed to squirt the milky creamed corn concoction in her general direction

btw, sounds like you live in the ghetto - my real suggestion = MOVE

We're working on it- we want to move to an area of the UK that's normally considered "dead" by people of my age, for one reason- peace & quiet. We want to get a couple of kittens and actually have somewhere to let them roam, we're going to start a family some day, etc.
I'm just still looking for a job there, and it's been three months. Sigh.

 

[Chaotic42]

Painball gun.

 

[adelphi]

if she starts knocking on the glass, garlic + holy water quick

 

[vshah]

blind her with a laser pointer

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
1) Grow Balls

2) Night 1 : Yell back 'STFU PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING'

3) Night 2 : Yell back 'STFU OR I CALL THE COPS'

4) Night 3 : Yell back 'COPS ON THE WAY'

5) Night 4 : Place Shotgun next to door.

Step 5 indicates you skipped step 1.

 

[LuckyTaxi]

move out. you got thugs in your buildings? :Q

 

[drnickriviera]

Put a loudspeaker outside one of you neighbors windows. Hook it up to a stereo and mic and tell them to shut up. That way your neighbor gets beat up.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
1) Grow Balls

2) Night 1 : Yell back 'STFU PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING'

3) Night 2 : Yell back 'STFU OR I CALL THE COPS'

4) Night 3 : Yell back 'COPS ON THE WAY'

5) Night 4 : Place Shotgun next to door.

Step 5 indicates you skipped step 1.

Please explain. I'm just a slow Southern hick trying to understand how guns = no balls.

Thanks.

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: waggy
tell her you are richie and you want her to come up!

or get a BB gun and start shooting her. eiather way have fun

BB Gun was my first thought too. Just make sur eyour lights are out so she can't tell where it came from.

Otherwise I'd also call the cops since that's disturbing the peace. If you have a cam-corder, get her on tape as proof for a couple nights and then call in the cops.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
1) Grow Balls

2) Night 1 : Yell back 'STFU PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING'

3) Night 2 : Yell back 'STFU OR I CALL THE COPS'

4) Night 3 : Yell back 'COPS ON THE WAY'

5) Night 4 : Place Shotgun next to door.

Step 5 indicates you skipped step 1.

Please explain. I'm just a slow Southern hick trying to understand how guns = no balls.

Thanks.

If you haven't grown any balls, you have to use a weapon. Conversely, if you have grown balls, you can use those as weapons.

 

[Mnementh]

Which area of the UK?

Mnementh

nm Finally managed to get into your profile wouldn't load before for some reason...

Correct me if I'm wrong but I though Tunbridge was quite a nice area

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Mnementh
Which area of the UK?

Mnementh

nm Finally managed to get into your profile wouldn't load before for some reason...

Correct me if I'm wrong but I though Tunbridge was quite a nice area

You and me both mate 🙂

 

[imported_Phil]

Well, that makes three counts of "Richie! John!" today; my girlfriend came home and saw them at the door of the next-door building, apparently the guy with her looks like he eats barbells and babies for fun.

Sigh. I want to move....

 

[PanzerIV]

Take inspiration from a now banned ATOTer and throw a brick at her!

 

[imported_Phil]

Updated.

 

[Siva]

boo.

yelling stfu out the window is all you needed to do, just because he's big doesn't mean you can't take him with a kitchen knife.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Covert ops paintball

that'd be my suggestion....

Turn off all your lights... crack the op window, aim, and label her.... if you do it right, you'll hit her so that she has to look down, enabling you to move the gun from it's position without being spotted.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: DopeFiend<BR>

Originally posted by: Jehovah<BR>

Originally posted by: DopeFiend<BR>Good God, the award for the Fastest Growing Thread Evar goes right here. Damn....<BR><BR>Anyway, yes, to wrap a few ends up:<BR><BR>1. Growing balls.<BR> Yes, I know. I don't like confrontation. I like dope 🙂<BR><BR>2. Water balloons/super soakers/shouting.<BR> Nice ideas, have certainly thought about them, but it's not likely to help matters.<BR><BR>3. Going over there and talking.<BR> Yes, but that involves growing balls, and evidently I have none 😛 😉<BR><BR>4. Noise ordinances.<BR> Tried that. The police won't come out to window-rattling music anymore in this part of the UK. Seriously. I have tried, many many times. In the end I had to go through the local council to get them to shut the hell up @ 2am.

<BR><BR>Then why don't you hide beind your woman while she goes over there and talks it over with them? Are you that much of a bitch?

<BR><BR>Why don't you get the hell out of my thread or actually contribute something constructive?

<BR><BR>No! 😀<BR>Well, I initially tried, but you've got no balls, apparently, and are thinking about childish pranks that could inflict physical pain on someone else - there's no way that anyone could contribute something constructive unless you grow some fvcking balls.<BR><BR>Pansy[.

I'll remember that the next one of you damn Jehovah's bangs on me door.. 😛

 

[Amused]

MOVED?

Who moved? You moved? She moved? What moved?

 

[fsstrike]

Snipe her

 

[dudeguy]

put a claymore in the shrubs.

 

[Childs]

You need some American friends. We'll just yell about the window:

"Bitch! STFU!"

Problem solved. Or you can do the Eurpoean thing and throw a bucket of garbage or water out the window. Maybe only immigrants in movies about the 20's do that, but it should still be effective.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Amused
MOVED?

Who moved? You moved? She moved? What moved?

We moved 🙂

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: Amused
MOVED?

Who moved? You moved? She moved? What moved?

We moved 🙂

thanks for the update, I was concerned 😉