What the heck do you ask for with your haircut?

[fjorner]

i ask my wife to drop what she's doing and take the electric razor to my head.

if i'm lucky she'll do it nekkid.

 

[Bryophyte]

Last time I went in (some Supercuts type chain), I told the woman "cut seven inches off". That was all I said.

Edit: I said cut seven inches OF HAIR off. Her name was not Loreena

 

[tarheelmm]

I always get a skin fade with no guard on the sides and back short on the top

 

[Konigin]

What the heck do you ask for with your haircut?

Fries?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

3/8" on the sides, top about 1 to 1 1/2" and spiked.

- M4H

 

[bleeb]

I've been going to the same barber, for like the past 10 years... now I just say, "Hi Roger, give me the usual."

 

[PowerMacG5]

#2 on the top, #1 on the side. Been that way for a few years now. I do have been going to the same barber since I was like 2, but still like to re-affirm with him what I want.

 

[Jimbo]

Regulation Navy, #3 side. Block in back.

 

[ElFenix]

shorter

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
#2 fade

whats a fade? i usually do a #1 on side and back and trim the top

 

[FuZoR]

omg I never heard of this weird haircut lingo.

 

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: hdeck
#2 on the side w/ fade. trim the top. no side burns.

yup....same too

 

[LaLaLand]

I've never been to a barber. I was wondering this same thing since i really need a haircut. Been like 7-8 months since my last one.

 

[Pastore]

2 on the sides, 4 on top. w00t!

 

[Kev]

"The usual"


which translates to "medium fade with a 1, bangs even with the fade"

 

[chowderhead]

I don't say anything, the Flowbee® knows.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: FuZioN
omg I never heard of this weird haircut lingo.

You're not alone. I usually just say "shorter."

 

[Ryan]

2 on the sides, finger length on top, and fade it in

 

[Linux23]

don't brush your hands up against my balls again, b!tch.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Remove everything except my eyebrows.

Viper GTS

i don't know why, but i found this hilarious.

 

[Staples]

I have been going to the same small barber shop for 15 years. I just say the normal but short.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Take off 3 weeks worth.

use #4s on the side if you want.

 

[Omegachi]

either normal.
or
short on the sides, and little off the top. LEAVE THE BANGS IN THE FRONT!!!

 

[kadajawi]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Remove everything except my eyebrows.

Viper GTS

i don't know why, but i found this hilarious.

Why? If I wouldn't try to wipe the floor with my hair I think that would be my instruction too But then again I think I can manage to do that hair cut on my own

 

[Jugernot]

Tapered in the back, shorter on the sides, thin it out in the top. DON'T touch the bangs (sp?), I'll trim myself!!

Jugs