What text message should I send to get out of this date?

[SlowSpyder]

He's probably still in the sack with her.

I briefly dated a Jehovah's Witness a long time back... she wasn't as holy as I would have thought. Man do I miss my teen years. < sigh >

 

[rasczak]

Why not be upfront with her and tell her you lost interest and you don't want to go out anymore?

 

[Krazy4Real]

wtf? Update us!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Tell her face to face. Be a man about it.

Nobody should have to deal with evangelicals face to face.

 

[Patranus]

Tell her the truth.

 

[Schadenfreude]

I believe we're being syringer'd.

 

[JTsyo]

Do we need to file a missing poster report?

 

[sniperruff]

Go for the coffee and casually mention your "girlfriend". You can thank me later.

 

[twinrider1]

Edit: Mean spirited comment removed. I hope it all works out for you.

 

[iRONic]

Nobody should have to deal with evangelicals face to face.

Iknorite

They might have tattoos! *shocked*

 

[SP33Demon]

We've been syringered.

 

[Oil]

Corporate whistleblower'd

 

[calvinbiss]

spider

 

[Ticky]

Spider.

 

[Oil]

This thread was a lie

 

[MotionMan]

So, did you hit it?

MotionMan

 

[Theb]

Everything you describe points to her being a freak in the sack. Go to coffee, check stats, try to pound. Be ready to change cell numbers.

This is what google voice is for.

This. I hear the words "crazy evangelical chick" and my penis snaps to attention.


If you need a text message "sry, I'm out of Valtrex" should do the trick.

 

[MotionMan]

This. I hear the words "crazy evangelical chick" and my penis snaps to attention.

I have friends who think the same thing about the Duggar girls (19 Kids and Counting).

MotionMan

 

[Theb]

I have friends who think the same thing about the Duggar girls (19 Kids and Counting).

MotionMan

Dude, that was a pretty good boner. Now it's gone and it's not coming back anytime soon. I suspect the Duggar's engage in the most depraved disgusting sexual act ever invented - sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

 

[corwin]

I have friends who think the same thing about the Duggar girls (19 Kids and Counting).

You know, I've thought about trying to do the math on how many there will be in 20 years if the kids all kept the tradition going...but it made my brain hurt too bad🙁

 

[MotionMan]

Dude, that was a pretty good boner. Now it's gone and it's not coming back anytime soon. I suspect the Duggar's engage in the most depraved disgusting sexual act ever invented - sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

You speak of the parents.

Think of the daughters.

MotionMan

 

[Theb]

You speak of the parents.

Think of the daughters.

MotionMan

It's back. Thanks.