What text message should I send to get out of this date?

[Rage187]

Everything you describe points to her being a freak in the sack. Go to coffee, check stats, try to pound. Be ready to change cell numbers.

This is what google voice is for.

Exactly.

 

[Ronstang]

Tell her face to face. Be a man about it.

This, do the coffee thing and by the end of it you will know how to proceed.

 

[HeXen]

hell its just coffee, check her out, chug your coffee and scream from the burn and say you have to go to hospital and run.
Never know, she may be hot or a freak n bed or both.

 

[mcmilljb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g

 

[Imp]

So you excused yourself, but your telling him to go!

I'll say just go and see what happens, you could have some freaky sex like what boberfett mentioned.

Hey, I had a LOT to lose... She didn't know my whole name, my number, or where I lived yet.

 

[Baked]

Tell her you're a man whore who likes to knock up married women.

 

[preslove]

So, are you guys saying that I should be honest about my past experimentation with bdsm?

 

[dank69]

"God told me you and I should have sex and then never see each other again."

 

[IronWing]

"I'm sorry I can't meet you today, I've come down with a touch of leukemia."

Or you could just go, have a pleasant chat, and see what is what.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Apologies for this not directed at anyone but I love this text message
http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h452/spooony1/funny/sad-wise and beautiful woman.jpg

 

[Slew Foot]

Show up in an AC/DC shirt or something

 

[Farang]

I'm beginning to think that she is this one particular woman who is about a 2.8/10.

there are only 1's and 0's my friend. Which one is she?

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Show up in an AC/DC shirt or something

That wont work if his date is a 50 year old Hells Angels groupy

 

[silverpig]

So? How'd it go?

 

[MarkXIX]

Discuss your die hard belief of pro-choice abortion rights. Done.

 

[Gothgar]

Just cancel it cause something came up, never set up another one?

 

[MotionMan]

Text her asking if, instead of coffee, you could go Hanukkah shopping at LeSex Shoppe.

(I know the time for the event has passed. What happened?)

MotionMan

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Just dont show up

 

[arcenite]

Ask her to a 3 some

 

[OlafSicky]

Don't be a wimp just go 30 minutes should be enough and you won't look like an ass.

 

[rcpratt]

Updates!

 

[WelshBloke]

It's tomorrow at 11 am. I had originally planned on going on a long bike ride, getting a haircut and shopping for Jeans. I'd rather do that than meet some crazy lady.

Problem solved.

11:00AM order coffee.
11:15AM finish coffee.
11:16AM "Right time to hit the bar. You coming?"

Ether answer there is going to be a win.

 

[feralkid]

I've got a brilliant idea. Tell her you think you're falling in love with her. This has only two outcomes.

1) She runs like the wind
2) Says she feels the same and you get to lay her all you want, but then again, wise man say not to stick dick in crazy

Who cares if she's not all that hot, poon is poon.

Not everyone is a bottom-feeder, spidey.

 

[SunnyD]

Let's see if we get goosemaster'd...

 

[SKORPI0]

If you're lucky enough to lay your pipe on her the first date, make sure she doesn't say "oh my God..." several times. That would be blasphemy on her part. :awe: