What should replace the handshake as the standard greeting?

[brainhulk]

I think the 3 amigos greeting is fairly standard

 

[highland145]

Dry humping.

 

[lxskllr]

Sniffing assholes is old school.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Dry humping.

Obviously that needs to be limited to when a man greets a woman. Woman/woman greetings could be a boob grab and man/man a quick knife fight to establish dominance.

 

[randay]

a/s/l?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I think it should just be a wireless handshake. You do the motion but don't touch hands. Politicians on the other hand should use regular handshake for traditional purposes. They should also need to be present to give a handshake to anyone that has coronavirus.

 

[herm0016]

give them a squint and questioning look.

 

[herm0016]

I think it should just be a wireless handshake. You do the motion but don't touch hands. Politicians on the other hand should use regular handshake for traditional purposes. They should also need to be present to give a handshake to anyone that has coronavirus.

BIG T said he will keep shaking hands. so.. you know. i'm not wishing ill on anyone, but I cant imagine he is in the best shape with all those cheese burgers.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Be Well

 

[FerrelGeek]

Pistols at 10 paces.

 

[skyking]

elbow bump, can be done in passing.

 

[Fritzo]

 

[ShookKnight]

Fisting.

 

[ElFenix]

terrorist fist bumping

edit: it has to be the terrorist sub-type. can't be nba fist bumping, can't be talladega nights fist bumping, no, only the authentic terrorist fist bump may be allowed.

 

[zinfamous]

terrorist fist bumping

man...people got so mad about this. I thought it was brilliant when it arrived in the mail. I decided to keep the issue because it generated so much attention. ....threw it out some years later.

I now see that some goon on Ebay is trying to sell a copy for ~$100....

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Vulcan salute, duh.

 

[snoopy7548]

 

[DAPUNISHER]

 

[rh71]

The 'sup nod. Obviously.

'suh dude.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Handing them a beer is my preferred option.

 

[sdifox]

In America? Sieg Heil :awe:

 

[highland145]

In America? Sie Heil :awe:

Polish? Really?

 

[sdifox]

Polish? Really?

Missed a g lol

 

[highland145]

Missed a g lol

Keep your fascism to yourself. No one even likes sauerkraut.

 

[feralkid]