What should replace the handshake as the standard greeting?

[lxskllr]

Keep your fascism to yourself. No one even likes sauerkraut.

I love sauerkraut! :^(

 

[highland145]

I love sauerkraut! :^(

You, my bro from a different Mo, get a Wonka pass.

 

[shortylickens]

Ass grind.

According to all the health care experts posting from their recliners, no disease can be spread from butt cheeks.

 

[JEDIYoda]

I would suggest a sloppy kiss......