What retard designed toilets with small bowls?

[ShawnD1]

The toilet in my apartment is such a pile of shit. I have a small flaccid penis and it still touches the inside of the toilet if I'm not sitting in a very specific way. What the hell?!?! Who is this toilet for? Why is it designed so poorly?

 

[moshquerade]

The toilet in my apartment is such a pile of shit. I have a small flaccid penis and it still touches the inside of the toilet if I'm not sitting in a very specific way. What the hell?!?! Who is this toilet for? Why is it designed so poorly?

lol

if i was a guy though i'd say LMFPO to this thread instead of LOL

 

[Lean L]

Yeah... think of all the contact that you make with all the other guys indirectly.

C shaped bowls ftw

 

[ShawnD1]

Yeah... think of all the contact that you make with all the other guys indirectly.

I should install a garburator in the bath tub just so I don't need to deal with this.

In the mean time, I'm holding my junk with 1 hand the whole time. It might help if I get one of those raised seats for handicap people so I have more dangle space.

 

[Platypus]

I have a small flaccid penis

pix

 

[Numenorean]

So this thread is all about how small your penis is?

 

[ShawnD1]

pix

It looks a bit like this

 

[nick1985]

this thread made me lol irl pretty fucking hard.

 

[Platypus]

It looks a bit like this

weak, man up.

 

[clumsyalex]

Since we're on the topic of toilets, does anyone else's toilets splash on their ass when you take a shit? I didnt have this problem a couple of years ago, but since then I've been having shit water splashed on my cheeks.

 

[ShawnD1]

Since we're on the topic of toilets, does anyone else's toilets splash on their ass when you take a shit? I didnt have this problem a couple of years ago, but since then I've been having shit water splashed on my cheeks.

You need to adjust your shitting style to match the toilet style. If you sit high above the water, biting your lip and dropping huge bombs will make big splashes. If you sit closer to the water, bigger dumps will splash less because it's already touching the water before you pinch it off.

it's shience!

 

[moshquerade]

You need to adjust your shitting style to match the toilet style. If you sit high above the water, biting your lip and dropping huge bombs will make big splashes. If you sit closer to the water, bigger dumps will splash less because it's already touching the water before you pinch it off.

it's shience!

 

[kt]

Since we're on the topic of toilets, does anyone else's toilets splash on their ass when you take a shit? I didnt have this problem a couple of years ago, but since then I've been having shit water splashed on my cheeks.

You should take one long continuous shit. Thus, making one long log instead of dropping multiple short logs that will splash the water and each drop is only going to make the splashing more violent.

 

[flvinny521]

You should take one long continuous shit. Thus, making one long log instead of dropping multiple short logs that will splash the water and each drop is only going to make the splashing more violent.

Can you actually consciously affect the shape and size of your shits? That has got to be an incredibly useful skill.

 

[NoCreativity]

Elongated Bowl FTW!

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Can you actually consciously affect the shape and size of your shits? That has got to be an incredibly useful skill.

Its simple, while it sitting there in your lower intestines, you have to essentially do Kegal exercises and kind of grind all the little bits together into one big lump.

 

[Squisher]

Wear one of these

 

[zinfamous]

thread o' the week.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

some people are grow-ers others are show-ers.

 

[pontifex]

Wear one of these

wtf is that?

 

[Paladin3]

I'm convinced this is either:

A) a cleverly disguised reverse penis brag thread or
B) a how to relax your sphincter to survive prison rape by Bubba thread.

I just can't figure out which.

 

[waffleironhead]

Since we're on the topic of toilets, does anyone else's toilets splash on their ass when you take a shit? I didnt have this problem a couple of years ago, but since then I've been having shit water splashed on my cheeks.

Lay down a bed of TP in the water to catch the falling debris. D:

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Wear one of these

Kinky

 

[Exterous]

You should take one long continuous shit. Thus, making one long log instead of dropping multiple short logs that will splash the water and each drop is only going to make the splashing more violent.

I have had problems where mine were too long so when it finally ended and fell back on itself it completely cloggs the toilet - not so the water doesn't flush but so the water flows around it and it never moves. I've had to get something to break it up with before


On a side note, does anyone else's balls hang so low they dip into the water when the temperature is really hot?

 

[Saint Nick]

I've washed my balls in a toilet a few times by accident. I think my ball skin is really loose, though. I was thinking of getting it stapled.