What make a guy/girl "boring in the sack"?

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
eating a pastrami sandwich and watching tv while you're having sex

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

LOLOLOLOL QFT!!

 

[batmang]

being a dead fish usually leads to not getting any.

 

[junkerman123]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
eating a pastrami sandwich and watching tv while you're having sex

hehe, pastrami sawndwitch...hehehehe

 

[CRXican]

they wont take it IDB

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

you hit the nail on the head

i have no shame

LOL so which one is it?

virgin. like i said i have no shame, feel free to poke fun, all my buddies do anyway

i suppose its good to be prepared, eh? who knows what this weekend will bring for me... but if you guys like stories and making fun of people, well!

i was at this one chicks house and we were gonna do it but then we heard car doors and it turned out to be her parents.

*dies* hopefully they won't be home this weekend

it'll be boring for her if you're only focused on getting yourself off. it'll be boring for you, if she lays there like a sack of potatoes while you're humping away. well, if you're a virgin, the first few times will be nice even if she is a sack of potatoes.

just make sure she's comfortable and she'll be less self-conscious, thus making for more fun sex.

and when in doubt, practice writing the alphabet with your tongue.

 

[Saint Nick]

thats true... pastrami sandwiches would probably just kill the whole moment unless your girl is into that sort of thing

 

[thirdlegstump]

The bung is where it's at. A2M all the way.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: jndietz
thats true... pastrami sandwiches would probably just kill the whole moment unless your girl is into that sort of thing

"I find pastrami to be the most erotic of the salted cured meats."

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Cheezeit

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

whats wrong with being virgin? not everyone here is a manwhore like sonz70

there's nothing wrong with it. Nik has a point, if you're asking, you're probably a virgin or pretty boring yourself.

Exactly. Nobody turns into the perfect lover when they lose their virginity. It's developed over time. It depends on the person how fast or how much that is developed, though.

yeah im virgin

 

[Qwest]

prob boring when j@rking off is more fun.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Cheezeit

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Cheezeit

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

whats wrong with being virgin? not everyone here is a manwhore like sonz70

there's nothing wrong with it. Nik has a point, if you're asking, you're probably a virgin or pretty boring yourself.

Exactly. Nobody turns into the perfect lover when they lose their virginity. It's developed over time. It depends on the person how fast or how much that is developed, though.

yeah im virgin

that may all change for me this weekend, suppose it depends on how tomorrow night goes she asked me what she wanted to wear, i just said something with easy access :laugh:

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: astralusion
dead fish

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: jndietz
thats true... pastrami sandwiches would probably just kill the whole moment unless your girl is into that sort of thing

"I find pastrami to be the most erotic of the salted cured meats."

*turns on tv*

"VIVIAANN!!!!!"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: jndietz
that may all change for me this weekend, suppose it depends on how tomorrow night goes she asked me what she wanted to wear, i just said something with easy access :laugh:

Wow, d00d, you're SO IN!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

you hit the nail on the head

i have no shame

LOL so which one is it?

virgin. like i said i have no shame, feel free to poke fun, all my buddies do anyway

i suppose its good to be prepared, eh? who knows what this weekend will bring for me... but if you guys like stories and making fun of people, well!

i was at this one chicks house and we were gonna do it but then we heard car doors and it turned out to be her parents.

*dies* hopefully they won't be home this weekend

EDIT: and actually i'll have to do it in my stupid small car

The age of consent in Nebraska is 17

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Patt
Not being willing to experiment, play around. One old girlfriend would do nothing but missionary, and it got old fast.

A three act play about Patt and his girlfriend
*curtain comes up*
Patt: Can I do you ITB?
GF: No
Patt: OK
*curtain comes down*

*curtain comes up*
A week later...
Patt: Can I do you ITB?
GF: No
Patt: Dammit!
*curtain comes down*

*curtain comes up*
A week later...
Patt tries to sneak it in..
GF: HEY! :|
Patt: oops, my bad
*curtain comes down*

THE END

*applause*

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

The age of consent in Nebraska is 17

good to know

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: jndietz
that may all change for me this weekend, suppose it depends on how tomorrow night goes she asked me what she wanted to wear, i just said something with easy access :laugh:

Wow, d00d, you're SO IN!

yeah we'll see...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I was being sarcastic.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Nik
I was being sarcastic.

ohh :roll:

:laugh:?

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Nik
I was being sarcastic.

I believe that loud snapping sound we just heard was his sarcasm hymen being broken.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: Nik
I was being sarcastic.

I believe that loud snapping sound we just heard was his sarcasm hymen being broken.

lmao

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Nik
I was being sarcastic.

You're really turning into a Sampson, you know that?

 

[Epoman]

I heard this before is this true? for me it is

"Every man wants a nice woman to be the father of his children and to take home to his family BUT every man wants a whore in bed too.

Some guys are lucky and they get a woman that's both."

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: Epoman
"Every man wants a nice woman to be the father of his children and to take home to his family BUT every man wants a whore in bed too.

Solution? Sonz.