What make a guy/girl "boring in the sack"?

[Saint Nick]

Inspired by our friend Nik

Original thread

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Nik
redheads > *.*

They are fun in bed, but f'd in the head.

Not all of them. I know one of them that's entirely boring in the sack.

What make a guy/girl "boring" in the sack?

 

[bonkers325]

lack of genitalia

 

[moshquerade]

just lying there

what did you think? GOSH!

 

[astralusion]

dead fish

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
lack of genitalia

LMFAO ahahahahahhahahahaha my stomach hurts :laugh:

hahahahahahahaha

 

[luckysnafu]

The same old stuff all the time, nothing new ever happens, thats boring. You need some spice and some new stuff to keep things alive.

 

[vshah]

being shy

when they don't know what to do and aren't willing to learn.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: luckysnafu
The same old stuff all the time, nothing new ever happens, thats boring. You need some spice and some new stuff to keep things alive.

butt plugs?

 

[NickelTitanium]

everyone loves a FREAK

 

[iamme]

boring = just laying there

sex is most fun when both people are actively making each other feel good

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
just lying there

what did you think? GOSH!

basically...

 

[Patt]

Not being willing to experiment, play around. One old girlfriend would do nothing but missionary, and it got old fast.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

you hit the nail on the head

i have no shame

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

 

[MaxDepth]

They stop being exciting when you get complacent and boring yourself.

That being said, some people just don't enjoy sex. Don't ask me why, something repressed from childhood?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

you hit the nail on the head

i have no shame

LOL so which one is it?

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

whats wrong with being virgin? not everyone here is a manwhore like sonz70

 

[CaptnKirk]

Reading a comic book, chewing gum, eating an apple and asking "You done yet ?"

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Cheezeit

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

whats wrong with being virgin? not everyone here is a manwhore like sonz70

there's nothing wrong with it. Nik has a point, if you're asking, you're probably a virgin or pretty boring yourself.

 

[Yossarian]

eating a pastrami sandwich and watching tv while you're having sex

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

you hit the nail on the head

i have no shame

LOL so which one is it?

virgin. like i said i have no shame, feel free to poke fun, all my buddies do anyway

i suppose its good to be prepared, eh? who knows what this weekend will bring for me... but if you guys like stories and making fun of people, well!

i was at this one chicks house and we were gonna do it but then we heard car doors and it turned out to be her parents.

*dies* hopefully they won't be home this weekend

EDIT: and actually i'll have to do it in my stupid small car

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Patt
Not being willing to experiment, play around. One old girlfriend would do nothing but missionary, and it got old fast.

A three act play about Patt and his girlfriend
*curtain comes up*
Patt: Can I do you ITB?
GF: No
Patt: OK
*curtain comes down*

*curtain comes up*
A week later...
Patt: Can I do you ITB?
GF: No
Patt: Dammit!
*curtain comes down*

*curtain comes up*
A week later...
Patt tries to sneak it in..
GF: HEY! :|
Patt: oops, my bad
*curtain comes down*

THE END

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: Cheezeit

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: Nik
If you honestly have to ask this question, you're either a virgin or you're boring in the sack yourself.

whats wrong with being virgin? not everyone here is a manwhore like sonz70

there's nothing wrong with it. Nik has a point, if you're asking, you're probably a virgin or pretty boring yourself.

Exactly. Nobody turns into the perfect lover when they lose their virginity. It's developed over time. It depends on the person how fast or how much that is developed, though.

 

[eakers]

not being open minded