What kind of GPU could God design?

[Acanthus]

This

http://www.legitreviews.com/images/reviews/1100/nvidia_fermi_1.jpg

Do you ever switch it off man?

Even in fun threads you're a fucking shill.

 

[akugami]

This

http://www.legitreviews.com/images/reviews/1100/nvidia_fermi_1.jpg

A sawed off board with screws from Home Depot?


In all seriousness the OP's question is loaded and is just asking for a fanboy war in this thread.

 

[scooterlibby]

Thanks yasasvy thanks much. heheh good thread.

Lets just hope one falls from the sky into our laps. oh

PS you need a 600watt 55amps to use the card. If you have a lower end supply and wanna stick in Gods Graphics into a low end machine, Jesus gets mad and you get punished for your sin. When you try to boot up with a PSU thats say 550w ,, it will show the devil not BSOD but DSOD devil screen of death, then jesus punishes you by blowing up your whole rig,,,, good by CPU and everything else say goodbye to your precious RAM. Cant wait for this card to fly onto my lap in 2020 LOL God has the hardware its his angels dat sux in coding and cant make drivers.. soo its gonna take 10 years to put it all together and say JE is out using only 135watts with a noiseless 6000rpm fan at all times. Thank you and GB and GG and TC and you get the picture hehe,

I believe we have a clear cut winner. Please sticky and lock thread.

 

[evolucion8]

Originally Posted by Wreckage
This

http://www.legitreviews.com/images/r...ia_fermi_1.jpg

The thread is talking about God, not the Chinese Buddah, :awe:

 

[Skurge]

A sawed off board with screws from Home Depot?


In all seriousness the OP's question is loaded and is just asking for a fanboy war in this thread.

And look who fires the 1st shot. (It's not you btw)

 

[OCGuy]

So what magical imaginary GPU could a magical imaginary man create?

Is this thread serious?

 

[tweakboy]

lol nice link funny!

 

[JSt0rm]

angels would give you a hummer why you played with such a video card.

 

[Skurge]

So what magical imaginary GPU could a magical imaginary man create?

Is this thread serious?

Half the threads in this section aren't anymore serious than this one is.

I am enjoying some of the more funnier posts.

 

[RussianSensation]

Do you think God could wipe the floor with His offering over nVidia and ATI?

Designing a GPU with an inversely proportional workload - i.e., the more intensive the application is, the faster the GPU runs, until infiniti. :hmm: In other words, the GPU would never run out of processing power.

Since this is impossible, I suppose I'll take a GPU that can ray-trace a fully interactive 3D-model with PhysX of Jessica Alba or Megan Fox or Eva Mendez to "get to know better" for say 24 hours?

 

[anishannayya]

Oh boy, this will piss off a couple of people; but I can't resist.

He wouldn't create anything. How could a non-existent being create something?

 

[scooterlibby]

Oh boy, this will piss off a couple of people; but I can't resist.

He wouldn't create anything. How could a non-existent being create something?

Eh that's pretty tame. How about this? God would create an Nvidia 5600 FX because God is an asshole.

 

[happy medium]

The real question is would he design it with or without physx?

 

[Idontcare]

This

http://www.legitreviews.com/images/reviews/1100/nvidia_fermi_1.jpg

Is it just me or does JHH look pretty darn uncomfortably hot holding onto that thing

 

[Wreckage]

The real question is would he design it with or without physx?

Clearly with physics and 3D just like the real world. ()

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Do you think God could wipe the floor with His offering over nVidia and ATI?

If god created a GPU, it would have boobs and could make excellent pie.

 

[anishannayya]

Eh that's pretty tame. How about this? God would create an Nvidia 5600 FX because God is an asshole.

Lol, I have one of those in an old P4. No joke, I cannot watch high resolution flash videos on that thing. Yea, I know. I planning on offloading it on eBay for $100.

 

[blanketyblank]

It doesn't matter what kind of GPU god designs. TMC will still fuck it up so it'll be delayed until they get their new process under control and when it is finally released it will be too hot and consume too much power for only a small increase in performance over ATI or NV's current offering.
Not to mention it won't support PhysX...

 

[Campy]

We're all too old to have imaginary friends. the question is irrelevant

 

[happy medium]

It doesn't matter what kind of GPU god designs. TMC will still fuck it up so it'll be delayed until they get their new process under control and when it is finally released it will be too hot and consume too much power for only a small increase in performance over ATI or NV's current offering.
Not to mention it won't support PhysX...

Folks, I think we have a winner!

 

[SlowSpyder]

This

http://www.legitreviews.com/images/reviews/1100/nvidia_fermi_1.jpg

God games on a harvested GPU? Errrr, excuse me, a mock up of a harvested GPU? Odd, I would have expected at least a 4870.

 

[tcsenter]

All the patent trolling firms as well as competing developers would sue over God's use of their IP (valid or not) in his card, he would go broke trying to license everything and pay everyone off to end the lawsuits, thus only Gates and Buffet could afford to buy the card. A total of 13 God cards would be sold before folding. You'll be able to snag one on Ebay four or five years later for a song.

 

[RussianSensation]

We're all too old to have imaginary friends. the question is irrelevant

To be fair, even the most hardcore atheist on Earth cannot deny at least an infinitesimal possibility that God may exist. It is impossible to prove that God does not exist. Although one's own beliefs based on the information around them can sway them one direction or the other. In addition, even the most hardcore scientists will admit that the theory of evolution is also just a theory since we can't say with 100% certainty that humans branched off from their common ancestor with chimpanzees about 5–7 million years ago. Both are theories, which (maybe both?) appeal differently to each person.

Also, don't forget that if the theory of evolution was proven as fact, it does not discount the possibility that it may have been God's hand that guided the evolution itself. Just throwing some food for thought out there :awe:

Perhaps it is healthier for society to question how things work and continue to discover new principles, rather than accept the principle that God did it, as to discount the need for a scientific explanation. Even so, a lot of great scientists were believers as well.

 

[Voo]

To be fair, even the most hardcore atheist on Earth cannot deny at least an infinitesimal possibility that God may exist.

They can, after all atheism is a belief just like any religion out there. You think of agnosticism - which imho is a much more reasonable stance at all

And while evolution is a hypothesis (though it has lots of sound indices), god's existance isn't - well at least as long as we agree that we can't verify or falsify it with the scientific method.

Other than that if god exists I find it ridiculous to think that he would bother about such small things like creating new animals all the time, when he could just as well create the "framework" (i.e. physical laws, constants and so on) and let it do the work.. much more majestic in my opinion.

 

[SolMiester]

i thought gpus were the devil's creation? Why would god do the devil's work?

lol.....