What kind of GPU could God design?

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FalseChristian

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Do you think God could wipe the floor with His offering over nVidia and ATI?


This does not belong in the video forum.

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formulav8

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Your mind is still one of the greatest designs in our world. I've yet to see anyone trump that. In fact its the mind that God created humans with that makes the ATI/nVidia cards. :)


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tweakboy

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If god built a GPU and built his own PCB then we can have a card instead of just a chip which his angels have to slap on pcb.

It would be called "God Graphics" Christ Edition. based on old testament. There would be a cool cross on the card that lights up once in a while or glows. it will be a dual slot design and will be cooled by GCF. Gods Cooling Fan. The fan would spin at 6000RPM at all times and you will not hear it. Its a mute fan... God can do this see my friends, take away the noise.

If anyone gets their hands on God Graphics JE ,, Jesus Edition you can rest assured you get a card 10x faster then a 5970 Xfired. Also there would be no heating issues or fan issues as I said before the fan goes at 6000rpm at all times and you dont hear it, Its a noiseless fan not even 20db.

It will have 10 trillion transistors on it FYI,,,

Lets all anand members hold hands and pray for this card to fall from the sky above.
 
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Well, He's the Creator of everything, so he can unmake AMD and nVidia and have a monopoly giving videocards for free, but under devil's creation would be the same, except that we would have to give our soul for a midrange card :biggrin: , the more souls you give like your parents souls, the faster card.
 
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tweakboy said:
If god built a GPU and built his own PCB then we can have a card instead of just a chip which his angels have to slap on pcb. It would be called "God Graphics" Christ Edition. based on old testament. There would be a cool cross on the card that lights up once in a while or glows. it will be a dual slot design and will be cooled by GCF. Gods Cooling Fan. The fan would spin at 6000RPM at all times and you will not hear it. Its a mute fan... God can do this see my friends, take away the noise. If anyone gets their hands on God Graphics JE ,, Jesus Edition you can rest assured you get a card 4x faster then a 5970 Xfired. Also there would be no heating issues or fan issues as I said before the fan goes at 6000rpm at all times and you dont hear it, Its a noiseless fan not even 20db. It will have 10 billion transistors on it FYI,,, Lets all anand members hold hands and pray for this card to fall from the sky above.
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Genuinely funny post.:D
 
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tweakboy said:
If god built a GPU and built his own PCB then we can have a card instead of just a chip which his angels have to slap on pcb.

It would be called "God Graphics" Christ Edition. based on old testament. There would be a cool cross on the card that lights up once in a while or glows. it will be a dual slot design and will be cooled by GCF. Gods Cooling Fan. The fan would spin at 6000RPM at all times and you will not hear it. Its a mute fan... God can do this see my friends, take away the noise.

If anyone gets their hands on God Graphics JE ,, Jesus Edition you can rest assured you get a card 4x faster then a 5970 Xfired. Also there would be no heating issues or fan issues as I said before the fan goes at 6000rpm at all times and you dont hear it, Its a noiseless fan not even 20db.

It will have 10 billion transistors on it FYI,,,

Lets all anand members hold hands and pray for this card to fall from the sky above.
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The God Graphics JE would likely have bad bumps and die for our sins. It could be resurrected three days later with the oven trick.

I would spend the extra money on the hallelujah edition. It comes with flat earth physics capability.
 
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ShadowOfMyself

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Lol at the ignorance on this thread... I thought everyone in this forum knew God is none other than Jen-Hsun Huang, thats the only explanation for the fanaticism you see around here
 
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Sable

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Could god himself build an ATI gpu so good that even Keys, Rollo and Wreckage would buy it?
 
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Acanthus said:
It's alright, the loot sucks and you only get 1 life though.
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Its like having a game set to "hardcore" on default and the "easy", "medium" and "hard/hell" settings are greyed out unless you get really lucky and get born rich.
 
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Madcatatlas said:
Its like having a game set to "hardcore" on default and the "easy", "medium" and "hard/hell" settings are greyed out unless you get really lucky and get born rich.
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It's not all bad though... The hot coffee mod is way better than it ever was in GTA.
 
tweakboy

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Thanks yasasvy thanks much. heheh :) good thread.

Lets just hope one falls from the sky into our laps. oh

PS you need a 600watt 55amps to use the card. If you have a lower end supply and wanna stick in Gods Graphics into a low end machine, Jesus gets mad and you get punished for your sin. When you try to boot up with a PSU thats say 550w ,, it will show the devil not BSOD but DSOD devil screen of death, then jesus punishes you by blowing up your whole rig,,,, good by CPU and everything else say goodbye to your precious RAM. Cant wait for this card to fly onto my lap in 2020 LOL God has the hardware its his angels dat sux in coding and cant make drivers.. soo its gonna take 10 years to put it all together and say JE is out using only 135watts with a noiseless 6000rpm fan at all times. Thank you and GB and GG and TC and you get the picture hehe,
 
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Sahakiel

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The correct answer is God doesn't do design work.

He would say "let there be graphics" and the GPU would be.
 
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