FearoftheNight
Diamond Member
who do u work for thraxes?
Originally posted by: compudog
Mostly Dell/Gateway/H-Paq/eMachines;
Celery 333 through 1.7, PIII 600, some P4's, few AMD's🙁
Average of 128MB with 20-40GB HDD
Most with burners 8 to 24X range, many with DVD-ROM's
Originally posted by: Acanthus
Originally posted by: DaWhim
like the pc in library. those crappy computer with 15" CRT @ 60mhz. can't use monitor under 75mhz.
😀
wow libraries have displays that refresh 60000 times a second? :Q
Originally posted by: TC2181
One that has porn on it, that noone in the house will fess up to.
One that instantly blasts you with pop up ads and spyware the minute Windows boots up.
One that locks up constantly, and one that makes dad say "we need to get that friend of yours over here, you know, the one that knows alot about computers".
Originally posted by: kenshorin
Originally posted by: TC2181
One that has porn on it, that noone in the house will fess up to.
One that instantly blasts you with pop up ads and spyware the minute Windows boots up.
One that locks up constantly, and one that makes dad say "we need to get that friend of yours over here, you know, the one that knows alot about computers".
One that has so many icons loading in the taskbar at startup, that it reaches halfway to the Start button.
One that has icons for EVERYTHING on the desktop.
One that has so many processes running on it, and they can't figure out why your PIII 733 backup computer pwnz their new 2.4 GHz celly e-machine. 😛
Originally posted by: Bassyhead
Originally posted by: Acanthus
Originally posted by: DaWhim
like the pc in library. those crappy computer with 15" CRT @ 60mhz. can't use monitor under 75mhz.
😀
wow libraries have displays that refresh 60000 times a second? :Q
They don't refresh 60000000 times per second (60mHz).
It's funny cause its true!Originally posted by: compudog
One that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....
Originally posted by: bernse
It's funny cause its true!Originally posted by: compudog
One that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....
Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: bernse
It's funny cause its true!Originally posted by: compudog
One that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....
I'd second that!
andOne that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....
One that has so many icons loading in the taskbar at startup, that it reaches halfway to the Start button.
One that has icons for EVERYTHING on the desktop.
One that has so many processes running on it, and they can't figure out why your PIII 733 backup computer pwnz their new 2.4 GHz celly e-machine
Originally posted by: compudog
One that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....
Originally posted by: bernse
It's funny cause its true!Originally posted by: compudog
One that has Gator, eZula, mySearchBar, eBargains, AIM, YIM, MSN, ICQ, SexTracker, CoolWWWSearch, QaBar, PowerScan, PurityScan, TurboDownload, WhenU, CyDoor, KeenValue, MyWay, KaZaA, WinMX, GigaTechSuperBar, eBuddy, BOnziBuddy, expired anti-virus program (McAfee, Norton, PCCillin etc), More Trojans than the ancient city of Troy, More viruses than all of Africa, AOL 5.0, 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0. A 25 minute boot time, 12 copies of each Back Street Boys "hit" in directories called New Folder, New Folder(1), New Folder(2), New Folder(3).... .... ....