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what is your internet personality? Poaehl

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What is your internet personality?

  • I am a caricature of myself

  • I am a character of someone else

  • I am myself


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TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
16,800
45
91
If you aren't hitting it off with the ladies then it ain't about your looks. It's either your personality/attitude or you're mingling with the wrong women. Or some combination of the two.

Keep thinking that man! It ain't the case. If by mingling with the wrong women you mean not mingling with really fugly chicks then yes.. I am mingling with the wrong women. WOE IS I for not lowering my standards for every horse-faced 300lb 5'0" wench.
 
Oct 27, 2007
17,009
5
0
I'm hardly socially awkward bro. I meet a lot of ladies. I'm not awkward around them. They just don't like my looks. i.e. That's why I have so many fucking lady friends that won't fuck me.

If my looks were not the issue, don'tcha think that all the ladies of ATOT would be like, "OMFG, I can't believe he complains it is his looks! He's not fucking ugly at all! He is one handsome mothafuckaaahh1!!!1111eleventhousanditybillion!!" Same for the dudes. Instead it's pretty much what everyone else tells me IRL.
Stop trying to bring this shit into every thread you post in.
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
30,741
456
126
I take way too much advantage of my relative online anonymity, so act quite a bit different round these parts where I know nobody I know will see. Venting my anger here has gotten me a vacation or two, but it keeps me adjusted IRL.
 

maziwanka

Lifer
Jul 4, 2000
10,415
1
0
The first personality I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the personality, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test poster accepted the personality, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

hahahaha
 

KeithTalent

Elite Member | Administrator | No Lifer
Administrator
Nov 30, 2005
50,231
118
116
I think I'm pretty much exactly the same here as I am in real life, just with a larger penis.

KT
 

spaceman

Lifer
Dec 4, 2000
17,616
183
106
I think I'm pretty much exactly the same here as I am in real life, just with a larger penis.

KT

keith-sweat-13.jpg
 

Cookie

Golden Member
Jul 3, 2001
1,759
2
81
The first personality I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the personality, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test poster accepted the personality, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.


I skipped down to the last 3 words and was dissapointed. :(
 

Saint Nick

Lifer
Jan 21, 2005
17,722
6
81
This thread is now about Trident and his inability to lure a woman into his dungeon.
 
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gimmewhitecastles

Golden Member
Mar 2, 2005
1,834
0
0
Keep thinking that man! It ain't the case. If by mingling with the wrong women you mean not mingling with really fugly chicks then yes.. I am mingling with the wrong women. WOE IS I for not lowering my standards for every horse-faced 300lb 5'0" wench.

This level of shallowness is probably prevalent in your day to day dealings with other people. Girls don't really go for the insensitive douchebags.