moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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"Trifuck"Don't TrifucK this thread. There's a 6 pager a few rows down dedicated to you already.
WORD OF THE DAY!
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"Trifuck"Don't TrifucK this thread. There's a 6 pager a few rows down dedicated to you already.
Don't TrifucK this thread. There's a 6 pager a few rows down dedicated to you already.
If you aren't hitting it off with the ladies then it ain't about your looks. It's either your personality/attitude or you're mingling with the wrong women. Or some combination of the two.
Stop trying to bring this shit into every thread you post in.I'm hardly socially awkward bro. I meet a lot of ladies. I'm not awkward around them. They just don't like my looks. i.e. That's why I have so many fucking lady friends that won't fuck me.
If my looks were not the issue, don'tcha think that all the ladies of ATOT would be like, "OMFG, I can't believe he complains it is his looks! He's not fucking ugly at all! He is one handsome mothafuckaaahh1!!!1111eleventhousanditybillion!!" Same for the dudes. Instead it's pretty much what everyone else tells me IRL.
The first personality I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the personality, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test poster accepted the personality, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
I think I'm pretty much exactly the same here as I am in real life, just with a larger penis.
KT
The first personality I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the personality, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test poster accepted the personality, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
:awe: I motion that TrifucK becomes a new word.
Keep thinking that man! It ain't the case. If by mingling with the wrong women you mean not mingling with really fugly chicks then yes.. I am mingling with the wrong women. WOE IS I for not lowering my standards for every horse-faced 300lb 5'0" wench.
I skipped down to the last 3 words and was dissapointed.![]()
