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What is your favorite funniest moment from Family Guy?

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Originally posted by: sleepmachine
when fox cancelled the show 😛
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You liked that joke too? I think it's definitely up there in top 5 for me.

Peter Griffin: Everybody, I got bad news. We've been canceled.

Lois Griffin: Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?

Peter Griffin: Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows, like "Dark Angel", "Titus", "Undeclared", "Action", "That '80s Show", "Wonder Falls", "Fastlane", "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Skin", "Girls Club", "Cracking Up", "The Pitts", "Firefly", "Get Real", "Freaky Links", "Wanda at Large", "Costello", "The Lone Gunmen", "A Minute with Stan Hooper", "Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena", "Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie", "The Street", "American Embassy", "Cedric the Entertainer", "The Tick", "Louie", and "Greg the Bunny".

Lois Griffin: Is there no hope?

Peter Griffin: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.
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BTW, it is funny that you tried to be an ass, but they did actually make a joke about Fox cancelling it. Mostly because Fox, as a network, is a joke. Did anyone actually watch those shows mentioned above?
 
My phpone ringtone right now is Stewie killing Mr. Rogers

How Ironic, Rogers. It almost rhymes with... Eliminate!
Noo!!
*laser noises*
 
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."
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Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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"Ohh the breakfast thing. It's not about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the yolk, but there's always been a lot of tension between Lois, and it's not so much that I want her dead. I just want her not to be alive... anymore. And sometimes I wonder if all women so hard to deal with? And I think to myself 'My God! Wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a hoemoe-secks-youwal?'"

The way he said it was just hilarious.
 
Tom Tucker is announcing the special olympic teams as they walk into the arena and says "still no sing of the deaf team"

It then cuts to the scene of a room where there are alarm clocks going off, phones ringing, and people knocking on the door and yelling while everyone in the room is sleeping. so wrong yet so funny.
 
Stewie's Eulogy for Biscuit:



Stewie: "Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"
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Two of my favorites are when Quagmire gets his penis stuck in the window.

"Hello 911, it's Quagmire. No, it's in the window this time."

And the whole breakfast machine that in the end shoots Peter in the arm. Hilarious. "That's not breakfast at all!!"
 
Would have to say that my favorite moments were either when they rebuilt Peter as the $100 Man, the part where Peter fights his evil robot twin, and the robot secretly wins, or the one where he falls down and hurts his leg, and keep making that "Aaaah - <wheeez>" noise. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
British porn.

"Almost, almost, almost, almost, there we are."

"Bravo!"
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That was a great one.

I have a ton though...

There's the Big Bird moment, there's the part where Bert chews Ernie out for eating crackers in bed, Effram the Retarded Rabbit

There's just too many to list.

FG > *
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ber and ernie FTW!!!

and the cookie monster episode!
 
Last nights with the fat guy strangler was pretty funny too. When they had the fat people meeting and all the fat guys were sitting there opening bags of chips while Peter was trying to talk and then they just sit there passing gas and wheezing. . .
 
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
 
Verbal moment -
[trying to get the people worshiping Peter as a god to leave]
Peter: "Don't worry everyone, I read a book about how to deal with just this situation"
Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't....nothing?"

Observational moment -
[Lois dubbing herself over Peter's porn video]
Peter: "Holy cow Lois, normally beautify women don't turn back into you until after I'm finished"

Visual moment -
[Peter observing how many town figures are walking into the Jewish Temple]
Peter: "Optimus Prime is Jewish?"
 
parody of the deBeers ad:

Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to.
DeBeers

Or the first joke that made me LOL during a family guy (the pilot)

Kool-Aid Man

Ollie Williams weather forecast:
Weather

and finally; one you'll never see on a DVD or in syndication ever again:
Osama
 
"How's the novel coming along.........................you know................. that um............. novel.................. you've been working on............... "


This goes on for like 2 whole minutes. :laugh:
 
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