What is your favorite funniest moment from Family Guy?

[iamwiz82]

Peter Griffin: Everybody, I got bad news. We've been canceled.

Lois Griffin: Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?

Peter Griffin: Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows, like "Dark Angel", "Titus", "Undeclared", "Action", "That '80s Show", "Wonder Falls", "Fastlane", "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Skin", "Girls Club", "Cracking Up", "The Pitts", "Firefly", "Get Real", "Freaky Links", "Wanda at Large", "Costello", "The Lone Gunmen", "A Minute with Stan Hooper", "Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena", "Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie", "The Street", "American Embassy", "Cedric the Entertainer", "The Tick", "Louie", and "Greg the Bunny".

Lois Griffin: Is there no hope?

Peter Griffin: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

 

[loic2003]

Cptn Kirk "Number one, let me ask you a question: if I whispered to you that warf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"

No.1: "Yeah I could get in on that"

Cptn Kirk "aaaaaallll right, here it comes... COMMANDER WARF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY!!!"

*Laughter from all on the bridge*

Warf "You can all suck my ridges!"

Cptn Kirk "Oh geat a sense of humor..."

 

[Chewy]

The Four Peters

 

[YJK76]

cookie monster seating on the bathroom toilet lighting up a cookie, LOL

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
i loved the petercopter/hindenpeter part...where joe screams 'where do you get money for this stuff???'

HAHAHAHA

 

[Mellman]

Brian: "you're drunk"
Stewie: "you're sexy"


SHHHH

 

[Jzero]

Stewie impersonating Shatner singing Rocketman sticks out in my mind.

 

[cyberhap]

2 funny quotes from "DaBoom", back from '99 (the Y2K episode):

Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.



Lois: "Peter you just ate a years worth of dehydrated meals!"
Peter: "Wow, I'm still hungry"
(After drinking some water Peter bloats up to roughly twice his normal size)
Peter: "Everybody get out I have to poop. NOW!"

 

[purbeast0]

when Lois is in Jail and Peter is talking about how he needs her back home because he can't do that thing she does on thursday nights.

it then cuts to him trying to bend over and give himself a BJ and he falls out of the room and down the stairs.

oh man i was dying at that part!

 

[Drakkon]

gotta be the Quagmire...

You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 a piece.
Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love too...
but they got to pay. ...

 

[BlueWeasel]

Diamonds -- She'll Pretty Much Have To.....

 

[Ladies Man]

As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.

 

[Feneant2]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
The vomiting scene this season.

"Who wants clam chowder?"

This scene is probably the only scene ever in any tv show / movie that dropped me to the floor laughing.

I also kind of like the episode when Cpt. Kirk picks his crew and red shirt is all sure he will die but Kirk gets hit by a car

 

[Kipper]

Court scene with Kool-Aid Man:

"OH YEAH!"

*Quietly backs out*

 

[RandomFool]

Cookie monster in rehab and then later on in the show in the stall of a bathroom making cookie with a lighter and a spoon was milk spraying out of the nose funny.

Infact all the sesame street references are pretty good.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Ladies Man
I too have an uncle.

:laugh:

 

[OdiN]

Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can?t sir, it?s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I?ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won?t make it easy for you.
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

*Star Trek Fight Music Ensues*


Best...scene....evar.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: OdiN
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can?t sir, it?s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I?ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won?t make it easy for you.
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

*Star Trek Fight Music Ensues*


Best...scene....evar.

hahahahaha, that part was awesome.

what episode was that?

 

[bamacre]

DIAF

Strippers

twitch

finger

line

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: OdiN
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can?t sir, it?s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I?ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won?t make it easy for you.
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

*Star Trek Fight Music Ensues*


Best...scene....evar.

hahahahaha, that part was awesome.

what episode was that?

I don't remember the title, but it was the one where Lois' rich aunt dies, and leaves her mansion to them. It's the same episode with the diamond commercial parody.

 

[bamacre]

"You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I am a child, you do know what that makes you? A child molester. And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert."

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: OdiN
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can?t sir, it?s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I?ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won?t make it easy for you.
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

*Star Trek Fight Music Ensues*


Best...scene....evar.

hahahahaha, that part was awesome.

what episode was that?

I don't remember the title, but it was the one where Lois' rich aunt dies, and leaves her mansion to them. It's the same episode with the diamond commercial parody.

008 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

 

[skdsp]

both parts in the same episode of where Chris gets taken into the "Take On Me" video when he grabs for milk and the Never Ending Story allusion later in the episode. Classic.

 

[brnbngls]

Stewie getting out of the pool:

Brian: So, is it cold out here?
Stewie: Nope, just really small

Might be from the upcoming FG movie

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: brnbngls
Stewie getting out of the pool:

Brian: So, is it cold out here?
Stewie: Nope, just really small

Might be from the upcoming FG movie

No, that's when Stewie ran naked through the mall screaming, "Help, I've been trapped in Kevin Spacey's basement!"

How about these gems from Peter:

"Lois, any man who wouldn't fake their own son's terminal illness to get the Gumbels back on the air is a racist. There, I said it."

"Okay Lois, have it your way, but tonight I get anal. No matter how neat I want the house, you have to clean it."