What is your favorite funniest moment from Family Guy?

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Horus

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"Hey, look! There's half of Lenny Kravitz!"
"OH MY GOD, Optimus Prime is a jew?"

*Prime rolls into the synagogue, transforms, retrieves beanie from chest. Robes extend from shoulders.*

Or, my personal favorite...

"Welcome to Cheezie Charlie's! HEIL HITLER!"
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
British porn.

"Almost, almost, almost, almost, there we are."

"Bravo!"

'you know we could have sexual intercourse right now.'
'yes. but lets not'
 

new2AMD

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Cptn Kirk "Number one, let me ask you a question: if I whispered to you that warf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"

No.1: "Yeah I could get in on that"

Cptn Kirk "aaaaaallll right, here it comes... COMMANDER WARF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY!!!"

*Laughter from all on the bridge*

Warf "You can all suck my ridges!"

Cptn Kirk "Oh geat a sense of humor..."

Cptn Picard. Not Kirk
 

TheToOTaLL

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
British porn.

"Almost, almost, almost, almost, there we are."

"Bravo!"


Originally posted by: shud
"Where's the paper boy? Haven't seen the paper boy in a while...hoping he'll stop by and bring me some good news."


Originally posted by: loic2003
Cptn Kirk "Number one, let me ask you a question: if I whispered to you that warf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"

No.1: "Yeah I could get in on that"

Cptn Kirk "aaaaaallll right, here it comes... COMMANDER WARF'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FANNY!!!"

*Laughter from all on the bridge*

Warf "You can all suck my ridges!"

Cptn Kirk "Oh geat a sense of humor..."


Here are some more of my favorites

Stewie "Let's see, something good, something good...you look like Snoopy and that makes me smile. Something that needs improvement...you have smelly dog farts."

and my all-time favorite:

http://gorillamask.net/famguyx.shtml
 

YoshiSato

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The y2k episode where Peter fights the chicken. And the secene at NORAD where the general is like "Oh Thats nice it says happy new years" And the LT is like "Sir each of them lights represents a nuke that was launched and then the GEneral replys "Oh That explains why the Y is misshapped"

Was only funny the first time though.
 

Quasmo

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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Originally posted by: StevenYoo
Originally posted by: OdiN
Stewie: Cut my eggs.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can?t sir, it?s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I?ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won?t make it easy for you.
Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

*Star Trek Fight Music Ensues*


Best...scene....evar.

hahahahaha, that part was awesome.

what episode was that?

I don't remember the title, but it was the one where Lois' rich aunt dies, and leaves her mansion to them. It's the same episode with the diamond commercial parody.

The episode it Peter, Peter Caviar Eater. Season 2
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Phil
"Giggity... giggity... gigg.."

"Dude, put your pants back on!"

"No!"

:D

whens that?

It might have been the Movie, I forget. It's when Quagmire's taking part in Average Joe (or something like that) and the girl comes out to address all the guys :D
 

Mokmo418

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The fights with the chicken
The on on the Y2K episode and the one one this season (only episode i had time to watch but just for the return of the chicken it was worth it)
 

effowe

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Originally posted by: Phil
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Phil
"Giggity... giggity... gigg.."

"Dude, put your pants back on!"

"No!"

:D

whens that?

It might have been the Movie, I forget. It's when Quagmire's taking part in Average Joe (or something like that) and the girl comes out to address all the guys :D

Hah.. that's from one of the episodes earlier this season. I like how he slips his date some roofies and begins dragging her back to his room when he realizes cameras are still around. He then shakes her foot goodnight and slams the door.
 

Mucho

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Quagmire walked in the washroom and finds a cheerleader all bound and gagged.
Quagmire "Dear diary, Jackpot"
 

junitjam123

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Over? What are you talking about? What kind of talk is that? It's un-American. Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? No! Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's money in failed oil companies? No! Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No! Did he quit after he got that DUI? No! Did he quit after he got busted for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No! Did he quit...