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Originally Posted by Siddhartha View Post
My favorite was:
"WTF!!! OBAMA ADDRESSING OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN IS REALLY A PLOT TO BRAIN WASH THE KIDS WITH HIS COMMIE PINKO SOCIALISM!!!
But the
"OMFG!!! OBAMA IS GOING TO OUTLAW FISHING!!! is now my favorite anti-Obama outrage.
What is your favorite?
As Moonbeam says, "I swallowed the fishing one hook line and sinker. I've been stabbing the back of my hand with an ice pick since it was first posted. I went in the living room and killed my goldfish."
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Silly Moonbeam, I believe in the Greek method of dealing with such miscreants. How well I do remember it was a year last November, when a GOP friend told me Obama was ending fishing forever. In my book it made him the bearer of bad news, so I sat him down, got my tackle box, and showed him all those lures and reels that were now useless. And while his back was turned I conked him with a handy baseball bat, grabbed a bunch of lures, stuffed it in his mouth, and set the hooks. Then I rushed off to my taxidermist to have him preserved for mounting on the wall. You are all invited over to see him, he looks good mounted on the mantle next to the 50 LB Musky I caught in Wisconsin. I was hoping to set some sort of Republican record, but I forgot to make sure my fishing line was pre certified, and besides, some of my Greek buddies bagged far bigger GOP members in the South. Must be something to be said about milder winters and a longer growing season that makes them grow bigger down South.
And even better, I no longer felt an urge to kill my goldfish.