What is the Origin of Chuck Norris Jokes?

[ramuman]

Searched and could not find - what is the origin of all the Chuck Norris jokes of late? Hilarious, but I couldn't find out when, where or why they started. Closest guess was Conan's Chuck Norris lever on late night, but that's been around for awhile.

 

[GT1999]

Yes, Conan.

 

[tommywishbone]

It could be his toupee, or his beard dye job, or his dentures, or his limp, or his speech impediment, or his slimey infomercials, or his refusal to do non-scripted interviews, or...

 

[CrackRabbit]

Chuck Norris will be here shortly to roundhouse kick you to the head.

 

[spidey07]

One is not to question Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does the questioning.

 

[FoBoT]

don't make jokes about chuck

 

[ultimatebob]

Sure, Walker: Texas Ranger was pretty damn tough, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer FTW!

 

[villageidiot111]

Chuck is reading this right now...

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
Chuck is reading this right now...

:shocked:

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Sure, Walker: Texas Ranger was pretty damn tough, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer FTW!

Jack Bauer never defeated the entire vietnam army.

Texas ranger is the scaled down Norris btw.

panzy bauer.

 

[Bozono]

Chuck Norris will Repost you to your previous Life.
edit. With a Roundhouse Kick to the face.

 

[ramuman]

lol, even though I'm still not positive if the jokes are derived from Conan (or just popped up because Norris is...well Norris), this thread has given me a good laugh

 

[Conky]

Mister T had a bowel movement and the Chuck Norris joke was born.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Sure, Walker: Texas Ranger was pretty damn tough, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer FTW!

Jack Bauer never defeated the entire vietnam army.

Texas ranger is the scaled down Norris btw.

panzy bauer.

Bah... That's nothing. If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.

 

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Chuck Norris will be here shortly to roundhouse kick you to the head.

If Mr. Norris threatens me, I'll buy up the worlds supply of toupee tape and charge him $1,000 per inch. Then I'll buy stock in Grecian Formula 16 and drive the price sky high. Then I'll steal the worlds entire supply of Depends and Mr. Norris will walk around with wet underpants.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Chuck Norris is the Origin of Chuck Norris...he is his own father.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Chuck Norris is the Origin of Chuck Norris...he is his own father.

:Q

 

[Azndude51]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Sure, Walker: Texas Ranger was pretty damn tough, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer FTW!

Jack Bauer never defeated the entire vietnam army.

Texas ranger is the scaled down Norris btw.

panzy bauer.

Bah... That's nothing. If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.

I'm a 24 fan, but Chuck Norris could still round house kick the sh!t out of Bauer.

 

[MoPHo]

When God was thinking about making existence, Chuck Norris showed up and roundhouse kicked him. This is now known as the Big Bang.

 

[marincounty]

Hey did you hear about Chuck Norris's new show?

"Where's My Walker, Texas Ranger"

 

[ramuman]

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Chuck Norris is the Origin of Chuck Norris...he is his own father.

:Q

You haven't heard? Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Chuck Norris is the Origin of Chuck Norris...he is his own father.

Father why have you forsaken me :takes up a fighting pose; I'l get you for this father !
Father ? Where are you ? :laugh:

 

[Whitecloak]

Chuck Norris pwns Bruce Lee

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: hajaar
Chuck Norris pwns Bruce Lee

Rumors says that Chuck Norris didn't like the way Bruce Lee looked at him one day as they walked past each other, yep... and Bruce never saw another thing again , truth to be told.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Sure, Walker: Texas Ranger was pretty damn tough, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer FTW!

Jack Bauer never defeated the entire vietnam army.

Texas ranger is the scaled down Norris btw.

panzy bauer.

Bah... That's nothing. If Fox ever made a "24" movie, Jack Bauer would take down the entire Russian mafia, liberate Cuba, and kill Osama Bin Laden in his spare time. That would be BEFORE the intermission.

I think you're completely missing the point. It takes 24 hours for Jack Bauer to do what he does, whereas Chuck Norris does it in 2, and thats only if he's slowed down by using guns.