What is the first thing you do after you wake up?

[JohnKimble]

...?

Piss / Sh!t / Shower?

Computer?

 

[loup garou]

If it's a work day, fumble for the alarm and start shouting expletives.

 

[drum]

turn off alarm, piss, shower

 

[Kev]

get angry that i have to go to work.

 

[Dacalo]

Turn off alarm, drink juice, piss, shower.

 

[compnovice]

I go back to sleep..

 

[alien42]

i say fvck, shlt or goddam and then roll out of bed

 

[jonessoda]

Turn off my alarm or half-shout "huh?" and then turn off my alarm. Then I urinate, shower, get dressed, and maybe have some breakfast. Then I turn on my computer.

 

[thirdeye]

turn off alarm, let dog out

 

[JDrake]

Piss, wash hands, breakfast, quickie, school.

 

[MX2]

Brush teeth. I hate yuck mouth

 

[SaturnX]

alarm, piss, shower, breakfast

 

[torpid]

I'm assuming you mean on a weekday when it's actually time to get up. I turn off the alarm, take medicine, brush teeth, and then feed cats.

If you mean any time on any day, then the real answer is usually wish i hadn't awakened from that awesome dream or wonder what is wrong with me that I was having that dream.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: loup garou
If it's a work day, fumble for the alarm and start shouting expletives.

Pretty much. Then I lay in bed for another 5 minutes trying to force myself to actually get up.

 

[Feldenak]

Put on some shorts so I'm not wandering around naked, throw a couple Pop Tarts in the toaster, watch the morning news while I wait for my turn to shower (my wife leaves for work before me).

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Kyle]

roll out of bed, piss, head to gym, eat, shower, school/work.

 

[yosuke188]

Piss

 

[RaWrulez]

contacts... P/Shav/Sho/

 

[archiloco]

7:12am. Znooze, 7:19am. znooze, 7:26am. 7:32am. Znooze, then think about getting up, piss, 7:33am shower, 7:39am contact lenses, shave, brush teeth, clothes, then 7:42am. breakfast. out the door at 7:46am.

i am serious about this....sometimes it's only 2 Znooze and i get 7 more min to shave/shower/breakfast

 

[Queasy]

- Wonder when the hell am I going to get a good night's sleep
- Take a leak
- Take a shower
- Get dressed
- Eat breakfast with my son
- Go to work

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: loup garou
If it's a work day, fumble for the alarm and start shouting expletives.

ROFL


I turn off the alarm and go in the shower

 

[FoBoT]

mow the lawn or take out the wombat

 

[Zaitsevs]

my computer is always on, I put on my glasses and then shake my house to un-hibernate my computer.. I check www.digg.com as soon as I get out of the shower and tahdah! I sit on my computer.

 

[RBBRMADE]

push your Mom off of me....