What is the first thing you do after you wake up?

[Savij]

piss, change sheets, shower work

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: Savij
piss, change sheets, shower work

you change your sheets every morning?

 

[drinkmorejava]

turn off alarm, go back to sleep, wait for mom to come in 10 minutes later and yell at me, think "damnit", roll out of bed

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: Savij
piss, change sheets, shower work

you change your sheets every morning?

i'm not going to sleep in piss stained sheets everynight

 

[Rogeee]

In order;

Scratch balls
Remove hand from phallus
Search bed for lost bowl
Search bed for lost lighter
Wipe food and crumbs from belly
Get up and hit the john

 

[daveymark]

piss/take a dump, brush teeth/floss, get the ankle biter dressed, check email/ebay/deal sites, gym, take shower.

I eat breakfast about an hour after I'm finshed at the gym

 

[TitanDiddly]

Type in my password to unlock my computer so I can turn Citrus Alarm off.

 

[Lola]

hug husband, kiss then get clothes ready

 

[linkgoron]

Originally posted by: compnovice
I go back to sleep..

QFT. that's what you all do.

 

[swtethan]

I nef

 

[Mucho]

Turn off the alarm.

 

[bamacre]

1. Piss
2. Turn on monitor
3. Smoke a cig

 

[jfall]

hit snooze about 10 times

 

[Injury]

Check for email/voicemail. I work third shift, so I sleep during the day and usually have a nice email waiting for me that says something like "Let's meet for lunch" when it's already 3pm. 🙁

People who never work third shift just don't understand how difficult it is to have a normal life and do things on someone else's schedule. 🙁

Here's hoping for getting a real job soon! :beer:!

 

[kurt454]

Piss

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: Savij
piss, change sheets, shower work

you change your sheets every morning?

i'm not going to sleep in piss stained sheets everynight

hahaha 😛

 

[jlee]

Shut the alarm off..typically check email/etc, then shower & proceed with my day.

 

[Kelvrick]

All of you guys are trying too hard.

Turn off alarm
Go back to sleep
Wake up late
Piss and brush teeth
Run out door
Run back in for wallet/keys
Run out door.

 

[alfa147x]

say sh!t

 

[Sqube]

Hit the snooze button and go back to sleep, of course.

Then piss, brush teeth, shower, and get dressed.

 

[monk3y]

I walk my dog first thing.

 

[imported_bparks]

Nearly fall out of bed, stumble into the kitchen, start the grinder, brew coffee. No day is a good day unless I get my cup of joe.

 

[platinumike]

check to see if the toothfairy took my tooth.

 

[SpunkyJones]

-Curse
-Get 2 year old daughters feet out of my face (snuck into bed yet again)
-piss
-shower
-change diaper (hers, not mine)
-ask wife if I'm dropping off or picking up said daughter
-leave (with or with out daughter)

 

[DrPizza]

5:18: "Hon, it's 5:18" Hit snooze button. Scratch my balls.
5:25: "Hun, it's 5:25" Hit snooze button.
5:32: "Hun, it's 5:32" Hit snooze button
5:39: "Hun, you better hurry up, it's 20 to 6" Hit snooze button.
<wife finally gets out of bed>
<wait til wife is ready for work>
<get out of bed myself>
<put on glasses, go to bathroom.>