WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Howard]

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

 

[Harvey]

WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It's gotta be faster than a Big Gulp, just because of the aerodynamics.

 

[zzzz]

One day lad, this will all be yours.
what? the curtains?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: zzzz
One day lad, this will all be yours.
what? the curtains?

....AND NO SINGING!!!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: zzzz
One day lad, this will all be yours.
what? the curtains?

....AND NO SINGING!!!

Hic!

 

[Salvador]

What's your favourite colour?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: zzzz
One day lad, this will all be yours.
what? the curtains?

....AND NO SINGING!!!

why dont you want to marry her? she has huge tracts of land!

 

[mattyrug]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
African or European?

on the other hand -
Are you English??
"No I am French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?"

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: zzzz
One day lad, this will all be yours.
what? the curtains?

....AND NO SINGING!!!

why dont you want to marry her? she has huge tracts of land!

....and we build the mightiest castle in these lands.....and it sank into the swamp.....so we built another one...and that sank into the swamp.....and we built another.....that one burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp....but the fourth one stayed up!

 

[Moonbeam]

Flight Speed 15-45 mph.

 

[Legendary]

It's merely a flesh wound!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

....and they were forced to eat Robyns minstrells, and there was much rejoicing.