WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Alphathree33]

Well?

 

[Doggiedog]

African or European?

 

[Alphathree33]

Ahh! I don't know that!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Ahh! I don't know that!

::alphathree33 flies off the bridge::

 

[Alphathree33]

How did I know that was going to happen :0

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33
How did I know that was going to happen :0

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Linky

 

[Rallispec]

how do you know she is a witch?

-she turned me into a newt!!



----- i got better.

 

[cipher00]

It's a fair cop....

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: cipher00
It's a fair cop....

...and DON'T talk to the audience!

 

[Tiger]

I fart in your general direction.

 

[Ameesh]

this parrot is no more!

 

[fatalbert]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[sandorski]

We demand of you this test. Bring us a SHRUBBERY!!!!!

 

[GasX]

Who's that, then?

I dunno. Must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got sh1t all over him.

 

[vi edit]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

 

[Moonbeam]

This is abuse.

 

[Fausto]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!!!

 

[bunker]

I'm not dead yet!

Yes you are, shut up.

*Edit - I just went and read the script...just a bit off here

 

[vi edit]

elp elp I'm be'n repressed!

 

[pcmodem]

Listen, strange women laying about ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

 

[Brutuskend]

I've had worse!!

 

[BigJ]

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Fausto]

<huge crowd in unison> Yes, we're all individuals!

 

[EvilYoda]

Oh, where to start...

"PINING FOR THE FJORDS!!?!?"

This isn't an argument.
Yes it is.
No it isn't.

WHAT is your favorite color?