What is the absolute worst movie you ever saw

[bigben]

Hudson Hawk

It tried too hard to be funny, but it was the antithesis of funny.

 

[loup garou]

The first half of The Watcher. I say the first half, because we walked out after Keanu Reeves blew up a gas station in a gas soaked car. Absolutely, positively, the worst movie ever. :| Closesly followed by Deep Blue Sea, which was OK, because it was so bad, it was funny. The Watcher was so bad, it hurt. Ouch.

 

[Regine]

Spanking the Monkey. That is one fvcked up movie, no pun intended

 

[XMan]

Starship Troopers.

"What is it, Doogie? What is the monster thinking?"

[deep intake of breath] "It's afraid!"

[cheers and various happiness from moronic Baywatch extras in uniform].

 

[loup garou]

XM, Starship Troopers falls into my "so bad it's funny" category. I'm not ashamed to say it's in my DVD collection. All the gore and bad acting makes for great entertainment, preferrably while under the influence

The book, however, is one of my favorites. Wish they made a movie like it.

 

[XMan]

Werk - I myself wanted to see a little power armor action, too.

The computer game looks to be more faithful to the book, should be pretty cool. The only thing they're using from the movie is the bug designs (which weren't that bad).

 

[loup garou]

Whoa, cool! In a search for the new Starship Troopers game, I found this!

 

[Stifko]

Big Trouble in Little China was pretty bad.

Blue Velvet was great and I liked Waterworld too.
Spanking the Monkey was disturbing but it had its momments.
IMHO of course.

 

[urbantechie]

Blair Witch on DVD. Sheit...that is the WORST movie I had ever seen. People say it was better in the theaters...I doubt it!

 

[Isla]

Dabanshee

Ah, finally someone else who has seen that flick!

I loved the way she used the aliens to get revenge on everyone who had taken advantage of her... and I thought it was almost prophetic in that it came out right before the advent of AIDS.... I wouldn't mind seeing it again because there did seem to be a social commentary in there somewhere.

But man, that soundtrack was awful!!!! Absolutely painful to listen too. Made it hard to watch an otherwise interesting movie.

edit:spelling

 

[NicColt]

I found a few more, see if you can relive the horror.

Movies that should have never been made.

20. C.H.U.D. II Bud the Chud
19. Problem Child 3
18. Cry of Angels: Nemesis (all of them)
17. Weekend at Bernies II
16. The Jerky Boys
15. Leonard Part 6
14. Howard the Duck
13. Bolero
12. The Bad News Bears goto Japan
11. Cop and 1/2
10. Ishtar
9. Rhinestone
8. Staying Alive
7. Hot Dog the movie
6. Barb Wire
5. Yor The Hunter from the Future
4. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
3. It's Pat
2. Theodore Rex
1. Burn Hollywood Burn

 

[Kimberly]

The Blair Witch Project
EarthQuake
Deep Blue Sea
Waterworld

 

[optoman]

Battlefield Earth

I am sad to say that I went to see it. It must have been the only movie to ever make me want to leave. The only reason I stayed was to finish my popcorn.

Meet Joe Black - Girlfriend dragged me to it. I fell asleep. See wasn't too happy, but even she agreed that it was bad.

 

[Windogg]

Blair Witch sucked. Of course my GF's "trendy" friends thought I wasn't "with it" because it sucked. Oh well, better to admit it sucked than being a poseur pretending to be artsy-fartsy.

Crash was a waste of $3 spent to rent it. My GF and I returned it the second it was rewound. All the more amazing considering it was 4:30AM and the outside temperature was 22F.

Windogg

 

[3615buck]

Austin Powers II

 

[dc]

NicColt: howard the duck. LOL.

 

[andylawcc]

i never get the humor in Big Lebowsky
i also think Notting Hill suck ass... but I was in a very non-romantic mood.

and a-ha, what do you know, Hudson Hawk is on Channel 7,
and I think its a pretty damn hilarious movie.

 

[JawaJedi]

No no, Black Mask was a HORRIBLE movie, wtf were the idiots in hollywood thinking when they imported that POS Jet Li hong kong movie? I'm chinese and i've seen a good number of Jet Li hong kong flicks, but WTF? anyways, just my 2 cents

-jawajedi

 

[jimmygates]

Black Mask - Jet Li's mask looked like ti was made out of cardboard.

Summer of Sam - It just sucked...


-Jimbo

 

[HigherGround]

Showgirls for me and Miss Elizabeth Berkley still has trouble finding any work in Hollywood after that disaster.

 

[radiocore]

Lone Wolf = bad anime
Big Lebowski was bad

 

[shopbruin]

I thought that Scary Movie was downright horrible. I sat there the whole time going "omg this is so stupid, juvenile, funny only to 13 year olds, why on earth did i waste my money on this?!"

 

[Sephy]

Pitch Black...god that sucked

 

[kru]

for some reason i was laughing my ass off when i saw the big lebowski on the big screen. i was thinking about getting it on DVD but rented the tape just to see if it was as funny as i remembered it. it wasn't.

 

[snoogans]

C'mon...Lebowski is a great flick! So was PCU but nobody else seems to think so

What sucked:
Pallbearer
Boiler Room
Threesome

All I can think of right now