What is it about women in top hats?

[dennilfloss]

That makes them so damn sexy? :heart: Whether it's

Marlene Dietrich in The Blue Angel

http://images.google.com/image...1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Annie Lennox in Little Bird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCObx6-jiw

or Shania Twain in Man, I Feel Like A Woman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qns6Dt3McgQ

 

[dug777]

Sorry, not with you on that one.

I find women attractive, not hats

 

[Journer]

yuck >_<!

 

[compuwiz1]

:music: You can leave your hat on......... :music: :laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

That's an interesting fetish you have there...

 

[dennilfloss]

Same thing for Liza wearing the bowler hat in Cabaret. Yummy to the nth power.

 

[imported_Imp]

...Borderline "masculine" fetish

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
:music: You can leave your hat on......... :music: :laugh:

That was a good scene.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Imp
...Borderline "masculine" fetish

None of those women even remotely look masculine.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Imp
...Borderline "masculine" fetish

None of those women even remotely look masculine.

Top hats certainly don't look feminine...

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Imp
...Borderline "masculine" fetish

None of those women even remotely look masculine.

Top hats certainly don't look feminine...

Shhhhh

 

[ZzZGuy]

If you can think of it, there is a fetish for it. Even though i can't conceive anything involving telephone polls, i know it exists somewhere, for example.

As long as there is always a woman involved, it's not that bad. As soon as you get turned on by a top hat on a table... delete your p0rn folder and seek help.

 

[NanoStuff]

I think it's all in the danger of the situation knowing that they themselves may wield a cock while sucking yours.

 

[Jeff7]

My mind now flashes to a scene in Whose Line is it Anyway, where Ryan Stiles is holding a tophat upside down on his lap.

"It ain't gonna be a rabbit."



Cut a hole in a hat.
Put your junk in that hat.
Make her reach in the hat.

Charm the snake.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
My mind now flashes to a scene in Whose Line is it Anyway, where Ryan Stiles is holding a tophat upside down on his lap.

"It ain't gonna be a rabbit."



Cut a hole in a hat.
Put your junk in that hat.
Make her reach in the hat.

Charm the snake.

According to my little brother, cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, while at a movie theater with your date, works just as well.

 

[ColdFusion718]

The woman has to be hot first then whatever she wears or doesn't wear, wont matter much.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
According to my little brother, cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, while at a movie theater with your date, works just as well.

What a coincidence that there's a thread about corn nuts nearby.

"Keep reaching around, soon there'll be more butter."

 

[compnovice]

What if she was some one fat in a hat?

 

[tfinch2]

You need to get laid OP

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
The woman has to be hot first then whatever she wears or doesn't wear, wont matter much.

Well, Hillary Clinton in a top hat and thigh-high stilettos would be downright nuclear then.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
You need to get laid OP

Something's telling me he hasn't gotten laid since the bicentennial.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Shania Twain in Man, I Feel Like A Woman...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qns6Dt3McgQ

can anyone say Addicted to Love. those male models look yummmmy.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I'll give you Shania and Marlene but Annie Lennox couldn't look any more Clockwork Orangey in that video... creepy.

 

[Printer Bandit]

weirdo