What is it about women in top hats?

ZzZGuy

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If you can think of it, there is a fetish for it. Even though i can't conceive anything involving telephone polls, i know it exists somewhere, for example.

As long as there is always a woman involved, it's not that bad. As soon as you get turned on by a top hat on a table... delete your p0rn folder and seek help.
 

NanoStuff

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I think it's all in the danger of the situation knowing that they themselves may wield a cock while sucking yours.
 

Jeff7

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My mind now flashes to a scene in Whose Line is it Anyway, where Ryan Stiles is holding a tophat upside down on his lap.

"It ain't gonna be a rabbit."



Cut a hole in a hat.
Put your junk in that hat.
Make her reach in the hat.

Charm the snake.:D
 

compuwiz1

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
My mind now flashes to a scene in Whose Line is it Anyway, where Ryan Stiles is holding a tophat upside down on his lap.

"It ain't gonna be a rabbit."



Cut a hole in a hat.
Put your junk in that hat.
Make her reach in the hat.

Charm the snake.:D

According to my little brother, cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, while at a movie theater with your date, works just as well. ;)
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
According to my little brother, cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, while at a movie theater with your date, works just as well. ;)
What a coincidence that there's a thread about corn nuts nearby.

"Keep reaching around, soon there'll be more butter."

 
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I'll give you Shania and Marlene but Annie Lennox couldn't look any more Clockwork Orangey in that video... creepy.
 

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