What is a ''Ham Sandwich?"

[NFS4]

Meridith Vieira was on Conan and she mentioned the term "Ham Sandwich" when talking about her husband...What exactly does it mean?

 

[yakko]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sacotool]

hahahahahahhaahaha!

 

[Soybomb]

/me feels left out....

 

[NFS4]

?????:Q

 

[Aquaman]

I'll try to figure it out when I watch the show in an hour. My sister watches the View & I remember her saying something about the 'Ham Sandwich' before.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[kami]

Isn't it obvious?

 

[luckydragon]

what does it mean? cuz i'm clueless right now =1

 

[BiggieN]

i thought it was pretty self explanatory...but who knows?

 

[NFS4]

I wasn't paying close attention. I just heard ham sandwich mentioned along with Meridith talking about her husband making love to her while she was asleep and it just caught my ear:Q

 

[Eoin]

<< making love to her while she was asleep >>



I thought that was a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[NFS4]

I'm still waiting

 

[jAcKeL]

wats a foreigner to do in this country when everything is 'self explanitory'...

 

[Isla]

My first thought is two slices of bread, ham, and swiss cheese...

I have no idea what she means!!!!!!

 

[kranky]

Please, someone post the answer (tastefully) because I really hope the theory I have about what it means is wrong!

 

[NFS4]

OK, I feel better since Isla doesn't know either

 

[bcterps]

Dont worry, I have no idea either hehe.

--Ben

Hey NFS4, when did you get the new title? &quot;Ace Reporter&quot; Sounds cool hehe. What'd you do to get it?

 

[skywhr]

Would you like a tossed salad with that ham sandwich? I dont know either....

How about some peeled potatos?

Check the kama sutra

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Well, my guess would be she's talking about when she's asleep and her husband starts poking his.....um....ham..at her from behind...sort of between her...um....bread. Imagine she's laying on her side with her back to hubby and he's, well, you know...from behind? Not like IN the behind, just FROM behind....

That's just my guess, I have no experience in receiving a &quot;ham sandwich&quot;, for the record.

 

[vi edit]

CG pretty much summed it up as I would have.

I would assume that it involves the placement of a male &quot;organ&quot; between her &quot;hams&quot;, thus creating a &quot;ham sandwich&quot;.

 

[BigSmooth]

And she talks about this on the View and Conan?

 

[Total Refected Power]

She is a distasteful woman. I can't believe they let this garbage on TV at 11AM. Give parents a break. Tone this crap down!!

 

[MC]

:Q

 

[vi edit]

I don't really have a problem with it. 95% of the US population doesn't know what the alternate meaning of a &quot;Ham Sandwich&quot; is, and I would bet that 99.9% of children under the age of 15 don't know what it is. They never explained what it is, so I really see it as no harm, no foul.

 

[kranky]

Oh man, that's what I was thinking. (note to self: shame on me!)