What in the hell is wrong with this girl?

[Steve]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon
Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

Some people like kindred spirits.

Never works that way.

All knowing, huh?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon
Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

Some people like kindred spirits.

Never works that way.

All knowing, huh?

he is right

 

[miri]

Dude if you know so much about her you must be good friends with her. Why dont you just ask her for some pictures instead of searching all over for them?

 

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon
Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

Some people like kindred spirits.

Never works that way.

All knowing, huh?

Read the edit.

Usually it's a sign of narcissism.

Unless of course you are so smug with yourself that you care to see nothing else but a mirror image of you. The saying isn't "opposites attract" for no reason.

No, I'm not all knowing, but I know enough.

 

[Steve]

"Opposites attract" is just as much a 'saying' (cliche) as "Kindred spirits." Fact is, some people like one, and some the other. Both happen to work, it just depends on the people.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Maybe she gets off on watching guys suffer trying to go after her.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Grab this woman and grab her now, or else give me her phone number.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
:music: "You think she's an open book, but you don't know which page to turn to, do you, do you, do you?" :music:

'twould be bizarre if her name was, in fact, Daria.

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
... Googling her name was a mistake. I'm now entrenched in the story of her mother's breast cancer. Fvck.

Oh, and she got honor roll in 2003... and that got printed in the newspaper. haha.

S T A L K . H E R .... I meant S T A L K E R

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Bigsm00th
oh, and i know why something doesnt add up. this girl doesnt exist.

i dont believe you even a little that she knows computer hardware or edits music videos for fun. a lot of people say that crap but i find it very hard to believe, and usually im right in my doubt. unless you call knowing computer hardware what the names of the pieces are, which my mom, girlfriend, and all 4 of my sisters can do, then i call shens.

Don't know how I can prove that one, but lets see if that photo has shown up yet... (it was taken this morning)

Edit: It hasn't. Shortly, though.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Grab this woman and grab her now, or else give me her phone number.

No kidding... TAP THAT SH1T NOW!!!

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
... Googling her name was a mistake. I'm now entrenched in the story of her mother's breast cancer. Fvck.

Oh, and she got honor roll in 2003... and that got printed in the newspaper. haha.

You're never going to ask her out.

How many times do I have to tell you a single woman isn't single for long?

 

[roguerower]

Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
... Googling her name was a mistake. I'm now entrenched in the story of her mother's breast cancer. Fvck.

Oh, and she got honor roll in 2003... and that got printed in the newspaper. haha.

You're never going to ask her out.

How many times do I have to tell you a single woman isn't single for long?

You can tell me that all you'd like. Doesn't change anything

Oh, and I found out what's wrong. SHE CAN'T FVCKING SPELL. She was party to a prank today involving some guy's food that looked a hell of a lot like dogfood. She was to write on the nice metal bowl "BRIAN'S BOWL" - she wrote "BRIAN'S BOWEL" - of course, the joke still worked just fine, since it looked a lot like poo, too.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: roguerower
Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

Appropriate manuevers have been made - I had a little chat with her about the "other guys" while we were throwing some steel into the dumpster today.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: roguerower
Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

Appropriate manuevers have been made - I had a little chat with her about the "other guys" while we were throwing some steel into the dumpster today.

Does anyone else get reminded of The Sherminator from American Pie when reading posts like these?

I'm sorry EyeMWing. I wish you the best but you're just going to get friend-zoned.

 

[Atomicus]

TTIWWP

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: roguerower
Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

Appropriate manuevers have been made - I had a little chat with her about the "other guys" while we were throwing some steel into the dumpster today.

Does anyone else get reminded of The Sherminator from American Pie when reading posts like these?

I'm sorry EyeMWing. I wish you the best but you're just going to get friend-zoned.

And if I do? I'm operating on multiple fronts here. One girl with each hand. I only have one penis.

And anyway, the friends-zone is a fabrication, made up by guys who just can't hack it as a boyfriend, and can't hack it as a best friend (of cuddle b!tch, if you will), either.

 

[tooltime]

uh, nothing is wrong with her. is she a genuine and trustworth person? then you have got it made man!

 

[EyeMWing]

Still waiting on the appearance of the pictarrr.

I have not forgotten about you, ATOT.

When I go in to work tommorrow, I'll call down to the web office and see what the hell is going on that's causing the delay. They tend to be rather anal about people's dress and spend a lot of time changing the color of people's clothes to suit their own creative desires.

 

[tami]

such women exist, but they are rarer and more precious than the others!

 

[Rayden]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: roguerower
Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

Appropriate manuevers have been made - I had a little chat with her about the "other guys" while we were throwing some steel into the dumpster today.

Does anyone else get reminded of The Sherminator from American Pie when reading posts like these?

I'm sorry EyeMWing. I wish you the best but you're just going to get friend-zoned.

And if I do? I'm operating on multiple fronts here. One girl with each hand. I only have one penis.

And anyway, the friends-zone is a fabrication, made up by guys who just can't hack it as a boyfriend, and can't hack it as a best friend (of cuddle b!tch, if you will), either.

That's a bold statement.

 

[rsd]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: roguerower
Get a move on it dude. Go for it.

Appropriate manuevers have been made - I had a little chat with her about the "other guys" while we were throwing some steel into the dumpster today.

Does anyone else get reminded of The Sherminator from American Pie when reading posts like these?

I'm sorry EyeMWing. I wish you the best but you're just going to get friend-zoned.

I envision EyeMWing being akin to the comic book guy from the Simpsons, especially the way he writes/talks.

 

[CraigRT]

that's hawt.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis (she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.

shens, there is no such creature...