What in the hell is wrong with this girl?

[imported_booradley]

You mean I scrolled through this whole thread and there STILL aren't pics? What a waste of time.

 

[quakefiend420]

shens

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: haveblue

Originally posted by: Allio

Originally posted by: haveblue
I know a girl that sounds exactly like that. Pics would be in this post, but we're both under 18

I don't think anybody's asking you to post pictures of her naked.

Fine, you guys are the win.

Caption from her site: "This is my n00b pwning face."

... wtf?

That pic should be captioned "I put on my wizard hat and robe"

 

[The Stigenator]

she is my kind of girl... and you are getting into the friend zone.. make an run for it and take her out.. proper date... and take chances.

 

[haveblue]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
... wtf?

That pic should be captioned "I put on my wizard hat and robe"

Yeah, it is a pretty poorly captioned image.. but the fact that she said n00b and pwn makes me happy.

 

[EyeMWing]

... Googling her name was a mistake. I'm now entrenched in the story of her mother's breast cancer. Fvck.

Oh, and she got honor roll in 2003... and that got printed in the newspaper. haha.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: haveblue

Originally posted by: Allio

Originally posted by: haveblue
I know a girl that sounds exactly like that. Pics would be in this post, but we're both under 18

I don't think anybody's asking you to post pictures of her naked.

Fine, you guys are the win.

Caption from her site: "This is my n00b pwning face."

... wtf?

That pic should be captioned "I put on my wizard hat and robe"

Reverse that.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: scottish144
Pics?

Wow, it took 5 posts.

 

[FoBoT]

she's a keeper

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis (she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.

FVCK'ER FER ME!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Reminds me of the time a girl was visitng a friends dorm room and she sat on the couch and asked the house sports fanatic to turn on Sport Center. He immediately proposed to her. Nothing came of it, but she was a hotty.

 

[l Xes l]

pm me when u got pics..

 

[EyeMWing]

Bahhh. Found her high school newspaper's final edition during her run there on teh google. She's mentioned like 18 fvcking times, but not one pic. This is frustrating. YER TEH INTARGOOGLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE PICTARS OF EVERYBODY!

 

[Skyhanger]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Bahhh. Found her high school newspaper's final edition during her run there on teh google. She's mentioned like 18 fvcking times, but not one pic. This is frustrating. YER TEH INTARGOOGLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE PICTARS OF EVERYBODY!

She's not a porn star... and most chicks prob don't like knowing they are being stalked all over the internet... at least those chicks who aren't attention whores and dress up like sluts to be attention magnets.

Looks like your "chix0r" is not one of those types...

 

[MX2]

sigh....

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Skyhanger

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Bahhh. Found her high school newspaper's final edition during her run there on teh google. She's mentioned like 18 fvcking times, but not one pic. This is frustrating. YER TEH INTARGOOGLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE PICTARS OF EVERYBODY!

She's not a porn star... and most chicks prob don't like knowing they are being stalked all over the internet... at least those chicks who aren't attention whores and dress up like sluts to be attention magnets.

Looks like your "chix0r" is not one of those types...

Dude. Google knows all. Period. If it exists, Google knows about it and has pictures of it. In this case, it seems that she does not truly exist and is merely a figment of my imagination (I must look funny talking to nothing).

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: miri

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
[Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?

Women dont like easy nice guys, thats like playing a video game on easy mode, boring. They like the bad boy dudes, thats like us wanting to play a video game on hard mode, a good challenge.

A good woman wants a quality man to respect her; not use/abuse her.
A loose woman wants the bad boy as a challenge

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper

Originally posted by: miri

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
[Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?

Women dont like easy nice guys, thats like playing a video game on easy mode, boring. They like the bad boy dudes, thats like us wanting to play a video game on hard mode, a good challenge.

A good woman wants a quality man to respect her; not use/abuse her.
A loose woman wants the bad boy as a challenge

Have you been reading my essays on the neccessary modifications to ladder theory or somethin'?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HotChic
If she spent 10 years in a Catholic school and has never had a boyfriend, she may not be enthusiastic about the idea of "putting out". Are you willing to deal with that in a relationship? If so, all the best to you.

or you coudl just wear a condom

t vs. l. There's a difference. Read that again.

oops

Heh, that's the first and probably only point I'll ever win off you, and it's not to my credit that the point was made off a fast-reading mistake.

 

[EyeMWing]

I know another point you can win off anubis. If you change the letters in his name around just a little, you get two words - anus, and bi. :shocked: In fact, bi appears in the middle of anus. so he's bi in his anus!!!! wtfs

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: HotChic
If she spent 10 years in a Catholic school and has never had a boyfriend, she may not be enthusiastic about the idea of "putting out". Are you willing to deal with that in a relationship? If so, all the best to you.

or you coudl just wear a condom

t vs. l. There's a difference. Read that again.

oops

Heh, that's the first and probably only point I'll ever win off you, and it's not to my credit that the point was made off a fast-reading mistake.

i dont get the "mistake"

 

[MrDudeMan]

oh, and i know why something doesnt add up. this girl doesnt exist.

i dont believe you even a little that she knows computer hardware or edits music videos for fun. a lot of people say that crap but i find it very hard to believe, and usually im right in my doubt. unless you call knowing computer hardware what the names of the pieces are, which my mom, girlfriend, and all 4 of my sisters can do, then i call shens.

 

Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

Some people like kindred spirits.

 

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: SampSon
Geek girls are boring.

Why would you want a mate that is into all the same things as you?

Some people like kindred spirits.

Never works that way.

Usually it's a sign of narcissism.