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FrustratedUser

Lifer
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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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So you like being friend-zoned by every woman you meet?
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QFT
 
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conehead433

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The only thing wrong with her is that she is not with me. PM me her # if you don't want her.
 
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Steve

Lifer
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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Translation: I'm too big a pussy to ask a girl out, and tell her how I feel.
 
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Black88GTA

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She's a gamer.
She edits music videos for fun.
She knows computer hardware.
She's skilled with tools including the proper use of a hammer to break things that won't come apart naturally.
She's hot.
She watches Sci-Fi Friday.
She attended a catholic school and has never had a boyfriend.
She seems completely oblivious to the reason that every horny nerd on earth is clinging to her (I mentioned something to her about it, "Why do you let them drool over you like that?" and she literally said "What in the hell are you talking about?")
She can finish peeing before a guy can.
She DOES NOT have a penis anymore(she wears pants so tight I can tell)
She knows intarweb jokes
She's not a social recluse.

Did she miss a series of memos somewhere along the line? Specifically the ones pertaining to gender roles, sex, and the entrance requirements for nerddom (she has them all except the ugliness and the social reclusiveness).

What in the fvck is going on here? I mean, I was going to go after her, but the more I pay attention to her, the creepier things get. Things just don't add up. There's no way this combination can exist, and there's no way she can be that naive.
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miri

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
[Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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Women dont like easy nice guys, thats like playing a video game on easy mode, boring. They like the bad boy dudes, thats like us wanting to play a video game on hard mode, a good challenge.
 
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EatSpam

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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When I was a lot younger, I tried that tactic too. It steers you right into the "friend" role. Be somewhat agressive and confident and go for it, or don't bother.
 
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randomlinh

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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pics to judge hotness. but i believe you.. they exist.. friend of mine is like that. ok, not to the extent of your post... but she's still a geek, and hot. and yes, i'm being a hypocrite by not providing pics.
 
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tom3

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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I'm a disaffected, hypocritical, megalomaniacal, sociopathic asshole. Deal with it.
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:confused:
 
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EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: EatSpam
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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When I was a lot younger, I tried that tactic too. It steers you right into the "friend" role. Be somewhat agressive and confident and go for it, or don't bother.
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You sucked at it. It's worked very well for me twice and only failed because I wavered in my attention to detail and failure to commit.
 
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EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: tom3
Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Ah, I don't go after in the traditional sense. I rely on slow removal of barriers. I become someone they can trust - and then treat them nicely, keeping the trust intact as I gently steer them into a relationship. I cannot be rejected because I will not proposition. You can't say no if you don't ask, right?
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I'm a disaffected, hypocritical, megalomaniacal, sociopathic asshole. Deal with it.
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:confused:
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I'm also a gentleman. Is there a problem?
 
kranky

kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
She knows intarweb jokes
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I guess that kills any chance of using this routine...
"Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know."
"Uh ok..."
"Stick out your left hand."
;)
 
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EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: MAME
after seeing your previous interests, I find it impossible that any girl you think is good looking is even remotely attractive
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I'm telling you man, I'm not alone on this one. I have searched to the end of the earth for PICS, and failed. No facebook. I found a terrible school photo ID image, but I can't distribute that and keep my job. No... HRM. *see if she has personal webspace on teh university servers*

Negator... Why in the fvck is she listed as a DUS student?

I have her street address. I can stalk her now.

But we're in a class together tommorrow. We're supposed to take a group photo in that class, presumably for TEH WEBSITE. So you'll get to see my ugly mug, plus her.
 
AreaCode707

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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If she spent 10 years in a Catholic school and has never had a boyfriend, she may not be enthusiastic about the idea of "putting out". Are you willing to deal with that in a relationship? If so, all the best to you.
 
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spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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She's a geek.

Nothing wrong.

Now ask her out.

But like every other dork you'll sit there and secretly admire her without actually doing anything.

Ask her out tomorrow. She won't be single long.
 
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