Originally posted by: DrPizza
Okay, suppose I did know that God was real... and I had a conversation with God, and he said "I don't know where they came up with that 10 commandment stuff... well, actually I do know, I'm God after all... Moses was smoking some wacky weed, started chipping away on some tablets, and humans have been following those rules for years. Listen, I created you pathetic humans. You're horny all the time. I created you that way. Know why? Because I like to watch. Yeah, that's right, I like to watch you humans getting it on. Then, along comes Moses, and bammm, he ruins half my fun."