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Discussion What if heaven and hell are a bluff?

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Well I hope my heaven is full of beautiful virgin women just waiting for me to deflower them.😛😛😛 Oh wait, do really want that? :thinking:
 
whm1974 said:
Well I hope my heaven is full of beautiful virgin women just waiting for me to deflower them.😛😛😛 Oh wait, do really want that? :thinking:
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To paraphrase Dennis Miller, no. The first half dozen virgins will be great, but after that you're going to be begging for a pro.
 
What do you mean what if? They were cons set up to scare you straight. And to donate so they can build ornate buildings.
 
snoopy7548 said:
Isn't it just "virgins"? You may be disappointed when you show up and it's just everyone from ATOT...
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Times have changed snoopy. Before you know it even our number 1 candidate for least likely to have intercourse , the froot loop kid, will have children. Seems as though almost every regular here is either married, divorced, or at least swiping for sex. I surmise the OMGHi2U ! days may have gone for good. Everyone will shout at kids to get off their lawns, and opine about the glory days. Wait, are we there yet?
 
DAPUNISHER said:
Times have changed snoopy. Before you know it even our number 1 candidate for least likely to have intercourse , the froot loop kid, will have children. Seems as though almost every regular here is either married, divorced, or at least swiping for sex. I surmise the OMGHi2U ! days may have gone for good. Everyone will shout at kids to get off their lawns, and opine about the glory days. Wait, are we there yet?
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Just wondering, but who is the number one candidate for the least likely to have intercourse? Certainly not me since I had intercourse this multiple times this year. And had a woman share my bed with me recently.
 
whm1974 said:
Om, I don't think that a sex doll, even an advanced sex slave gynoid that feels and performs like a real woman even counts at all.🙄🙄🙄

If they even exist all and if they did, they would be very exspensive items to ppurchase.😳😳😳
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Like real desirable women are cheap.

Well, there are cheap versions but most of us want to avoid STDs.
 
highland145 said:
Like real desirable women are cheap.

Well, there are cheap versions but most of us want to avoid STDs.
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That is what condoms were invented for. 🙄 🙄 🙄 And unfortunately cheap women tend to just lay there and not give their "Client" his money's worth.😡😡😡
 
OccamsToothbrush said:
Sure. You fill out form 1375-C in triplicate and submit it to the bottom bitch. If gets processed and reviewed by HUMP, the Honorable Union of Maniacal Pimps. You then get a chance to be taken into a back alley to testify before your ass is adjudicated.
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The simple solution to that is to getting cheap ass whores who are madamless.pimpless. 🙄 🙄 🙄 😛😛😛 Either that or tell their "owners" that they need to train said whores better. Maybe make them use spicy condoms until they learn to perform properly?
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whm1974 said:
The simple solution to that is to getting cheap ass whores who are madamless.pimpless. 🙄 🙄 🙄 😛😛😛 Either that or tell their "owners" that they need to train said whores better. Maybe make them use spicy condoms until they learn to perform properly?
www.maxim.com

Hot and Spicy Condoms Now Exist, And We're Really Not Sure Why - Maxim

Add some kick to your dick with these fiery new rubbers.
www.maxim.com www.maxim.com
nypost.com

Spicy condoms will make your sex life hot (too hot?)

This does not sound like a good way to spice up your sex life. Indian condom brand Manforce has invented spicy pickle-flavored condoms, which they say will make your lovemaking “tangy and tantalizi…
nypost.com nypost.com
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I encourage this approach and do hope you'll report back to us with your field research findings.
 
nakedfrog said:
I encourage this approach and do hope you'll report back to us with your field research findings.
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Well you could buy the spicy condom and send them to me so I give them to the "owners" of whores to train the ladies of the night how to sexually satisfy their clients properly.

However I don't know any madam/pimps so...
 
whm1974 said:
Well you could buy the spicy condom and send them to me so I give them to the "owners" of whores to train the ladies of the night how to sexually satisfy their clients properly.

However I don't know any madam/pimps so...
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How about you work on that first, and then we'll discuss getting you supplied for your field research?
 
nakedfrog said:
How about you work on that first, and then we'll discuss getting you supplied for your field research?
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I can't work on that first without said condoms and whores to to test them on. 🙄 🙄 🙄 And I will need someone to purchase the whores services as well.

I'm on a fixed income and small one at that you know.🙄🙄🙄
 
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