MagnusTheBrewer
IN MEMORIAM
- Jun 19, 2004
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Well I hope my heaven is full of beautiful virgin women just waiting for me to deflower them.
Oh wait, do really want that? :thinking:
Oh wait, do really want that? :thinking:Well I hope my heaven is full of beautiful virgin women just waiting for me to deflower them.
To paraphrase Dennis Miller, no. The first half dozen virgins will be great, but after that you're going to be begging for a pro.
NewSilkTurtle
Senior member
- Apr 8, 2002
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snoopy7548
Diamond Member
- Jan 1, 2005
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Well I hope my heaven is full of beautiful virgin women just waiting for me to deflower them.
Isn't it just "virgins"? You may be disappointed when you show up and it's just everyone from ATOT...
- Aug 22, 2001
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Times have changed snoopy. Before you know it even our number 1 candidate for least likely to have intercourse , the froot loop kid, will have children. Seems as though almost every regular here is either married, divorced, or at least swiping for sex. I surmise the OMGHi2U ! days may have gone for good. Everyone will shout at kids to get off their lawns, and opine about the glory days. Wait, are we there yet?
Just wondering, but who is the number one candidate for the least likely to have intercourse? Certainly not me since I had intercourse this multiple times this year. And had a woman share my bed with me recently.
highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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I've been Trident for over a month now... make it stop!
I hate Froot Loops. I need a new toothbrush.
forums.anandtech.com
But it's really shorty because Trident has a girlfriend.
highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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pics per request.I've been Trident for over a month now... make it stop!
I hate Froot Loops. I need a new toothbrush.
But it's really shorty because Trident has a girlfriend.
Om, I don't think that a sex doll, even an advanced sex slave gynoid that feels and performs like a real woman even counts at all.
If they even exist all and if they did, they would be very exspensive items to ppurchase.
highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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Like real desirable women are cheap.Om, I don't think that a sex doll, even an advanced sex slave gynoid that feels and performs like a real woman even counts at all.
If they even exist all and if they did, they would be very exspensive items to ppurchase.
Well, there are cheap versions but most of us want to avoid STDs.
That is what condoms were invented for.
And unfortunately cheap women tend to just lay there and not give their "Client" his money's worth.
highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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Do tell....That is what condoms were invented for.
Well I now have a policy. They don't perform,then they don't get paid or receive "gifts".Do tell....
Oh wait, Can clients get charge for "theft of services"?
Sure. You fill out form 1375-C in triplicate and submit it to the bottom bitch. If gets processed and reviewed by HUMP, the Honorable Union of Maniacal Pimps. You then get a chance to be taken into a back alley to testify before your ass is adjudicated.
The simple solution to that is to getting cheap ass whores who are madamless.pimpless.
Either that or tell their "owners" that they need to train said whores better. Maybe make them use spicy condoms until they learn to perform properly?
Hot and Spicy Condoms Now Exist, And We're Really Not Sure Why - Maxim
Add some kick to your dick with these fiery new rubbers.
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Spicy condoms will make your sex life hot (too hot?)
This does not sound like a good way to spice up your sex life. Indian condom brand Manforce has invented spicy pickle-flavored condoms, which they say will make your lovemaking “tangy and tantalizi…
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nakedfrog
No Lifer
- Apr 3, 2001
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I encourage this approach and do hope you'll report back to us with your field research findings.The simple solution to that is to getting cheap ass whores who are madamless.pimpless.
Hot and Spicy Condoms Now Exist, And We're Really Not Sure Why - Maxim
Add some kick to your dick with these fiery new rubbers.Spicy condoms will make your sex life hot (too hot?)
This does not sound like a good way to spice up your sex life. Indian condom brand Manforce has invented spicy pickle-flavored condoms, which they say will make your lovemaking “tangy and tantalizi…
Well you could buy the spicy condom and send them to me so I give them to the "owners" of whores to train the ladies of the night how to sexually satisfy their clients properly.
However I don't know any madam/pimps so...
nakedfrog
No Lifer
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How about you work on that first, and then we'll discuss getting you supplied for your field research?
I can't work on that first without said condoms and whores to to test them on.
And I will need someone to purchase the whores services as well.I'm on a fixed income and small one at that you know.
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