What I have found out about God.

[JEDIYoda]

First, what all, on re to demonstrated, and there my knowledge. You say knowledge. You say knowledge can be fruitful at all, on readers whether be fruitful at all, one bring, be fruitful at and there my knowledge can be fruitful at issue, whething, be fruitful at all?

See, see the drunk sky, marvel at its big mauve depths.Tell me, do you wonder why your own reflection ignores you? Why its stare makes you feel lonely? I can tell you, it is worried by that wart that looks like a William Shatner growing on your neck. What's more, it knows your mothers underwear smells of tennis balls. Everything under the big drunk sky asks why, why do you even bother? You only drangle miseloquence through hornswaggling leering kumquats.

You know what I'm trying to say here.

Sounds to me like you are still drunk,. please enlighten us.......it is obvious you have no clue what you are tryin g to say....

 

[JEDIYoda]

Dear religious delusionists, can you concur with me that gods do not create themselves?

damn you are still drinking??

 

[Pohemi]

Also...

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Catgod is watching you masturbate.

In concept God is the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning.

The stating of this phrase, no matter how often or repeatedly you do so...doesn't give the words power or make them any more true than your first post. You keep saying it as if it is some type of sacred statement or truth. It isn't even grammatically correct...

 

[JEDIYoda]

Actually, babies and roses DO create themselves. All the information needed to create a baby, or a rose, exists in its starting genetic material. They grow themselves, completely by themselves. Living organisms are in essence self-assembling factories. A cell is nothing but bio-machinery; no hocus pocus involved at all.


...Which came into existence because it could. Conditions were right for its occurrence, and there were millions and millions of years of time available for random chemical reactions to take place.

No babies do not create themselves...so sorry!!

 

[Pohemi]

or you are just freaking drunk and don`t remember spilling the sauce.....nice try though....

Sounds to me like you are still drunk,. please enlighten us.......it is obvious you have no clue what you are tryin g to say....

damn you are still drinking??

Fuck is your point, dude? 3 posts in 5 min replying to Occam? Settle the fuck down, yo...stop being a fucktard.

 

[JEDIYoda]

No. In the case of religion it depends upon the capacity of the person to ignore evidence and believe in fairy tales. Explain to me who created your god and how it was done before explaining to me how your god created the universe.

That is a totsl BS answer!~! There are many many people with PHD`s or advanced doctorasl degrees that believe in God or a God! You actually believe that you are more capable than theyn are to process what you clasim to be the evidence.....now that is funny!!!!

 

[JEDIYoda]

No. In the case of religion it depends upon the capacity of the person to ignore evidence and believe in fairy tales. Explain to me who created your god and how it was done before explaining to me how your god created the universe.

You always run into people who say explain to me who created your God? Yet those same people do not understand a simple concept called 'faith"....
If you do not believe there is a God, that is on you! Since you cannot explain why there is not God in youe opinion, how can you expect somebody to even want to explain to you why they believe in God??

 

[JEDIYoda]

The god you created might not demand blood. Other folks have different ideas about that.

But that is other folks.......MARIUS IS CORRECT!

 

[JEDIYoda]

Ooh, I like this. It takes all the fun out of "I don't know how X occurred therefore I declare god did it".

Ooh, I like this. It takes all the fun out of "I don't believe in God! Thus God couldn`t have done this....".

 

[JEDIYoda]

I covered that in my post. Try reading it.

Marius did read your post! I made no sense at all!!

 

[Marius Dejess]

In concept God is the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning.

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Dear readers who are honest intelligent nonpartisan observers of the exchange of thoughts between me and my opponents, tell me: Do you or do you not see how my opponents are lacking in their what might be called their index of honest rational thinking?

 

[Pohemi]

I'm out since JEDIYoda is going full-tard.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Fuck is your point, dude? 3 posts in 5 min replying to Occam? Settle the fuck down, yo...stop being a fucktard.

As Ocamma continues on is tirade against something he obviously has no clue whjat he is talking about! Ocamm should be the one to calm down!
If you don`t have anything nice to say why post in a thread like this? When good people stop taking a stand, then the ignorant-- ocamm win!

 

[FaaR]

No babies do not create themselves...so sorry!!

Haha! You know what I mean though.

Once the egg has been fertilized, the baby does indeed create itself. Mommy merely provides raw materials and lodging.

I made no sense at all!!

You're certainly right about that, my friend!

 

[Tim_Derr]

This God-talk brought out all the crazy holy-rollers

 

[skyking]

everybody just calm down, we have angered Jedi Bangman.

 

[Marius Dejess]

[ After this message from me, I am going to take a leave for 12 hours - everyone, please take it easy, okay? ]
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In concept God is the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning.

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Ipsa res loquitur. - Marius Dejess

OccamsToothbrush said:


I'm going to suggest that "really really really believing" is actually just "complete bullshit and faulty reasoning".

OP slips into the same logical fallacies that trap the truly stupid. A person can't accept not knowing how the universe came to be and invents a god to account for it without ever growing the one brain cell necessary to ask how god came to be.

It's okay to be confused by the origin of the universe, that's beyond human understanding. But creating something even more unfathomable, a being capable of creating the universe just makes it worse.

Hey, there's a spaghetti sauce stain on my kitchen floor!! How did it get there? I wasn't home, I don't like spaghetti, I never spill anything. This is impossible, I can't understand how it happened. Therefore, an invisible man did it. If a person can't understand how incredibly stupid that logic chain is and doesn't recognize that he's doing it himself he deserves a lifetime of delusions.

Explaining away something difficult to understand by attributing it to something more difficult to understand is not an explanation, it's idiocy.

or you are just freaking drunk and don`t remember spilling the sauce.....nice try though....




JohnOfSheffield -- That said, Palestine will exist when they understand that Israel exists, it's that blatantly simple!
officially fully retired!!

 

[Iron Woode]

Marius did read your post! I made no sense at all!!

QFT

 

[IronWing]

In concept God is the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning. - Marius Dejess

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Dear BoomerD, you can repeat that there is no hard, verifiable proof for the existence of God, but as long as you do not present your concept of God, that is altogether not getting connected to the issue at all.

I propose that all my opponents here whether atheists or humanists or whatever, as you oppose the existence of God, just present your concept of God, okay?

Otherwise, don't you at all see that you are not getting connected?

That is why I ask again that all my opponents, please put at the top of your posts, your concept of God, okay?

You have no opponents here other than those you choose to create. So you have chosen to create a god and now choose to create opponents. What will you choose to create next?

 

[lxskllr]

My vote is a firebreathing, sabretoothed kitty cat. Wouldn't that be cool?!

 

[Mai72]

Why is God considered a male? Why can't God be a woman? Better yet, an African lady?

Do you see where I'm going with this? God was created by caucasian males in a time that women, and minorities had ZERO rights. Also, if you were to ask other civilizations of that time about God, and/or about Jesus few would know what you're talking about. The Mayans, Aztecs, Plains Indians, Incas, People from SE Asia, East Asia, etc. It was only thru the destruction of other cultures did many of those "primitive cultures" finally find what the true meaning of God. Yet, we don't dare talk about stuff like that.

 

[Mai72]

My children I will show you the way!

because if you dare decline my invite, you will all burn at the gates of HELL.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Fuck is your point, dude? 3 posts in 5 min replying to Occam? Settle the fuck down, yo...stop being a fucktard.

NO NO NO!!! Please encourage his little butthurt diatribes, that's all he's good for. Without that he would have no reason to be here. If his god wanted him to not be a fucktard god would not have made him a fucktard. He's doing gods work which is amusing the hell out of people who laugh at god and the idiots who appoint themselves as gods mouthpiece.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

You're certainly right about that, my friend!

X1000

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

That is a totsl BS answer!~! There are many many people with PHD`s or advanced doctorasl degrees that believe in God or a God! You actually believe that you are more capable than theyn are to process what you clasim to be the evidence.....now that is funny!!!!

A degree in Art History does not come with common sense or any special insight into the nature of existence. The fact that you invoke a wannabeliever with a PHD is evidence of how truly desperate you are and how impossible it is for you to pull your head out of your rectory long enough to make a coherent point. "My dentist believes in god, therefore he exists" is far beyond your normal level of stupid and I applaud you upping your game for once.

There are PHDs who believe in Allah. There are PHDs who believe in blue elephants with 6 arms. There are PHDs who believe in unicorns, astral projection, the lost continent of Atlantis and the Loch Ness monster. Some PHDs are as fucked up as you are. And the fact that you would claim that they prove your point is just laughable. Did you really think you were scoring some incredible coup by using them as a reference? Holy fuck!! Please read and attempt to understand your drivel BEFORE posting it. It's just too easy to smack you around this way.

YOU are the reason I can confidently dismiss your god and the gods of those other fucktards no matter how many degrees they have. No god would need or allow you to speak for him. Period. And the fact that you have appointed yourself as his mouthiece demonstrates the complete lack of respect you have for him or his wrath. If you really believed god was there, you'd let him speak for himself, like the way he supposedly did when he dictated the bible to people who claimed they heard voices in their heads. THOSE are the people you really look up to, not PHDs and not divine beings. You follow schizos who had voices in their heads 2000 years ago. Be proud.