What happens when you microwave a glowstick?

[Jodell88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ

Jack isn't too bright! :biggrin:

 

[DesiPower]

Notice how most self fail videos are vertical, its a pattern, its self explanatory, dumass being dumass... Atleast he's OK, didn't loose his sight or anything, that a good thing, anything microwaved for that long can be hot enough to cause permanent damage to eyes...

 

[mizzou]

hahahahahahha!!!! That was fucking awesome. I love how he gave him that lame ass pathetic verbal beat down as well.

GOD DAMNIT JACK!

Just call an ambulance lol



And to people who said its not funny, we've allllllll been there before. And those of us who come out hurt still or gods grace are fine, laugh at how fucking stupid we were.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I laughed, I'm comfortable with rotting in hell.

Edit: Can't stop watching, omg.

 

[Jeff7]

Good god some people are stupid.

Microwave a sealed tube of liquid, one which also contains a broken inner tube of hard plastic or glass.


Wow.

 

[master_shake_]

all work and no play makes jack a dumbass.

don't act like you didn't deserve it...

moron

 

[mizzou]

This is definitly evidence of Murphy's law. Notice that it only failed when he fixated his gaze directly upon it. Also, the area where the object failed was exactly where it needed to be to spray it's toxic jiz load straight into his face.

 

[Red Squirrel]

The dad is not even sympathetic about it, it's almost like this kid is constantly doing stupid things like this. The dad has "what the hell did you do this time?" tone.

 

[OverVolt]

I poured water on a tealight that caught on fire and it made the fire superbadworse. Super dumb as parafin is kinda like a grease fire if its burning without even the wick effect. Just parafin... on fire. The tealights got too hot.

So I tried to blow it out by blowing really hard on it and hot wax splashed into my eye. LUCKILY I was wearing my glasses as it was the worst burns ever on my face. It could've scared my face but I was fine. I think by taking ibuprofen around the clock helped keep any potential scarring from occurring since it was close to a second degree burn in a splash pattern on half my face.

The glowstick is actually fairly non-toxic and all he needed was to flush his eyes with water and it'll heal. The fluid was boiling hot however so it burnsssssssss. Both the kid and dad are apparently from the same apple tree there as neither is too bright.

I kinda see where the dad is coming from "I'm sick of the hospital copays and your dumb shit jack! Every god damn day!" Lol...

 

[Jeff7]

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I kinda see where the dad is coming from "I'm sick of the hospital copays and your dumb shit jack! Every god damn day!" Lol...

I must have missed that part.

Maybe Jack is a scientist.

 

[Markbnj]

Why in God's name did he take it out? And to just reach in and grab it, no hesitation at all. Kids can be really dumb sometimes.

 

[AdamantC]

No, no its not.

I laughed, I'm comfortable with rotting in hell.

We can be hell buddies!

 

[Red Squirrel]

No, no its not.

We can be hell buddies!

Haha that show was awesome, it's too bad they stopped doing it.

 

[tcsenter]

I like Jack. I was much like Jack when younger. Tell me not to do something, probably could be dangerous.....

 

[Rakehellion]

Video was better than expected! :awe:

 

[PottedMeat]

<POP>
<screams>

JESUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? GODDAMMIT JACK.



"...choking hazard..." i bet dad actually worries about that with jack.

 

[CraKaJaX]

LOL! I'm going to hell with the rest of you and I'm completely ok with this. See you soon.

Dammit Jack.

 

[DrPizza]

The dad is not even sympathetic about it, it's almost like this kid is constantly doing stupid things like this. The dad has "what the hell did you do this time?" tone.

I see you don't have children, particularly, sons.

 

[Childs]

lol Earlier the kid must have been walking around like a pimp in his "beautiful shirt". Probably bugged his dad to buy it for him. omg so funny when the kid starts screaming and his dads looks in the room and says "are you kidding me?" He obviously saw the kid glowing in the dark...after he told him not to microwave it. Even the look of satisfaction on the kids face right before it explodes. No one should be laughing this hard on a Monday morning. :biggrin:

EDIT: "And you knocked Mom's spider thing down too..." The last insult to injury. Now this family should have a reality TV show.

 

[Jeff7]

I see you don't have children, particularly, sons.

Do most sons do that kind of thing at that age?


I remember being told that I once stacked up the cushions from a sofa and attempting to dive face-first onto the floor from atop them, and was caught mid-jump by my dad. I might have been 3 or 4 at the time though.
Terrifically stupid things like that glowstick thing were pretty uncommon later on. I generally preferred to avoid doing things that would result in personal injury or property damage.

...
Now this family should have a reality TV show.

Oh god shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up no no no.

Hopefully a TV exec doesn't receive a Google Alert about this.
Though Jack's already got the green light....:awe:

 

[Strk]

I think people complaining about the dad's response are idiots. What's the first thing emergency services or a hospital will do when they have a chemical they have to deal with that they aren't familiar with? Check the MSDS.

 

[Hugo Drax]

The video is hilarious. Primarily because of the Dad

 

[William Gaatjes]

Really, that boy does not take precautions at all.
But we all do stupid stuff as kids. Although he takes the cake.
When i was a year of 8 or so, i tried to be a scientist i saw on the television. So i mixed bleach and ammonia solution (which i took from my mothers cleaning cabinet) into a cup. It started sizzling like crazy and producing gas. I ran and took the cup outside. But away from my face with straight arms. But i was scared, you could not believe it. I was not expecting that...

 

[alkemyst]

I think people complaining about the dad's response are idiots. What's the first thing emergency services or a hospital will do when they have a chemical they have to deal with that they aren't familiar with? Check the MSDS.

Adding water is not always smart. I had a model rocket engine hit me and set me on fire. I pretty much had to jump into a pool, but the propellant reacted with the water and made the wound much worse (it was about 1" wide and about 2" deep).

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hahahahaha.

What's with the dad's fashion sense too? "And what'dcha do? And with a beautiful shirt on."