What happens when you microwave a glowstick?

[DrPizza]

Do most sons do that kind of thing at that age?


I remember being told that I once stacked up the cushions from a sofa and attempting to dive face-first onto the floor from atop them, and was caught mid-jump by my dad.

Just answered your own question.

 

[Jeff7]

Just answered your own question.

Except I evidently grew out of it a lot more quickly than Jack did.

 

[Printer Bandit]

3rd degree burns

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Good job Jack, dad is pissed you got that on your awesome shirt.

 

[Harrod]

I've got a co-worker who microwaved a hard boiled egg. He was sitting at his desk and started to crack it and it exploded in his face. It was pretty funny, he acted like that was the first time it's ever happened.

 

[MarkXIX]

Jack went full retard. You never go full retard.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

hahahahahahha!!!! That was fucking awesome. I love how he gave him that lame ass pathetic verbal beat down as well.

GOD DAMNIT JACK!

Just call an ambulance lol



And to people who said its not funny, we've allllllll been there before. And those of us who come out hurt still or gods grace are fine, laugh at how fucking stupid we were.

When I was 9 I was trying to make some ramen so I microwaved some water in a glass cup. Apparently I was short on water so I went to the fountain and poured a little more (cold) water into the glass. That shit exploded in my hand.

 

[zinfamous]

I must have missed that part.

Maybe Jack is a scientist.

That's awesome!

 

[KillerBee]

I do like how Dad then tries to apply a license to the video of his son being a moron
- I wonder if this works or if anyone ever pays?

 

[twinrider1]

I see you don't have children, particularly, sons.

lol. I completely understand the father in the video. Am I ever right, Jack? I think that many times each week with my kids. Is there a chance that in my decades of life experience I've learned a few things and you could just trust once in a while.

 

[Mayne]

Isn't this how you get super-powers?

 

[vi edit]

lol. I completely understand the father in the video. Am I ever right, Jack? I think that many times each week with my kids. Is there a chance that in my decades of life experience I've learned a few things and you could just trust once in a while.

Heh. Last night my 6 year old was trying to make herself burp. It's a ritual of life. Being the wise sage that I am I warned her that if she tries too hard she'll make herself puke.

It wasn't 20 minutes later that she burped, her eyes went wide and she dashed to the bathroom gagging.

Yep. Threw up in her mouth

20 minutes after that what is she doing? Trying to burp again.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[twinrider1]

lol. You really need to stop letting her watch America's Next Top Model.

 

[Imp]

On the bright side, at least it didn't explode inside the microwave and wreck the machine.

 

[Rudee]

 

[Markbnj]

Haha, the look on her face is priceless.