Me: Look, closely, as I light this match. See it burning? That's fire.
Religious Fanatic: Fire? Fire is a myth. You cant prove it. You're going to hell.
Me: This is a dinosaur skull. It was called 'Tyrannasaurus Rex'. It is over 200,000 years old.
Religious Fanatic: Earth is only 7000 years old. Dinosaurs are a myth. Prove they existed.
Me: If there was a god, and he loved us, wouldnt he come hang out with us? Or maybe show up to say WAZZZUP?
Religious Fanatic: Th, That's not how it works. We live here, die, and THEN meet him. Yeah.
Me: Have you ever heard the phrase, "you're as dumb as a rock"?
Religious Fanatic: Yes.
Me: I have this pet rock. It's dumb. Know what I told it the other day? Oh this is so funny. I said,"Wally, my pet rock buddy, you are SOooo dumb, your as dumb as a Religious Fanatic". Get it? Get it?
Sorry I have to be an A$$, but ignorance is not bliss; ignorance is ignorance. I greatly respect those with good morals, values, and who live healthy, peaceful lives. I am bored at work and lashing out against those who are different than me makes me feel better about sitting in this stupid $300 chair all day, staring at a computer screen.