What had Hollywood taught you?

[HeroOfPellinor]

I think for me, the greatest message I've received from Hollywood is that it's so very difficult to cope with fame and fortune.

So anybody wanting either......think REAL hard about it, k?







Any other lessons you've learned?

 

[mobobuff]

Plots are optional.

 

[TheAudit]

You don't need ability as long as you have looks.

 

[ggnl]

the wacky black guy always dies first

 

[NuclearNed]

The laws of physics, space, and time are merely suggestions.

 

[badmouse]

Life's better with a soundtrack.

 

[notfred]

The average handgun magazine holds about 7500213402340 bullets.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: badmouse
Life's better with a soundtrack.

And the song always sounds better when played in the movie.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hollywood has taught me that nothing an actor says publicly should be given serious consideration since 90% of them are complete idiots.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: notfred
The average handgun magazine holds about 7500213402340 bullets.

:thumbsup:

 

[Ranger X]

The "bad guys" always have bad aim.

 

[MegaWorks]

Bad guys most of the time lose the fight.

 

[K1052]

Don't go on board a dark, creepy, gothic design spacecraft that has blood/body parts sprayed all over the bulkheads

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: notfred
The average handgun magazine holds about 7500213402340 bullets.

And you can buy these amazing fully automatic wonders at any local sporting goods store for very little money and walk right out with it.

 

[alexjohnson16]

Hollywood has taught me that if I'm ever in a situation where I'm a fugitive and a SWAT team is after me if I kill the the first SWAT guy and put on his uniform I can walk away from the area like nothing's going on.

 

[DougK62]

You can aim better if you hold your handgun sideways.

 

[Platypus]

excessive violence is ok as long as you don't say bad words

 

[bradruth]

Bullets make things explode.

 

[rh71]

Hollywood has taught me that the general public will buy [into] anything.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
excessive violence is ok as long as you don't say bad words

"Remember what the MPAA says: Horrific and deplorable violence is ok as long as you don't say any naughty words."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Girls love a good money shot.

- M4H

 

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Girls love a good money shot.

- M4H

:thumbsup:

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
Bad guys most of the time lose the fight.

That's because they always wait their turn, and attack the good guy one at a time - even when they vastly outnumber him / them.

Nate

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Hollywood has taught me that nothing an actor says publicly should be given serious consideration since 90% of them are complete idiots.

And the fact that it's OK to hate the country that you live in, which made you the star you are today. I also learned it's OK to be completely hyppocritical because dumb sheep fans will adhere to your opinions like the gospel, even though you don't practice what you preach.

 

[Attrox]

Bewbies are a must in a horror flick!