What had Hollywood taught you?

[Ikonomi]

Hollywood had taught me something, but I forgot what it was.

 

[KillyKillall]

The world is in danger constantly and it's always up to a man surrounded by VERY attractive women to save it.

 

No matter what happens, in every events there are NO fat women EVER in a group of people that save the world. Not only are they not fat, but they are amazingly attractive, single, and willing to put out in seconds.

 

[Trygve]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I think for me, the greatest message I've received from Hollywood is that it's so very difficult to cope with fame and fortune.

So anybody wanting either......think REAL hard about it, k?

Okay, I've thought about it. I'd happily accept fame and fortune without hesitation or qualm.

But how do I get it...?


Even though I haven't learned the path to fame and fortune, I have learned that all gasoline-powered vehicles will explode shortly after being hit, hitting something else, or struck by a projectile...with just barely enough of a built-in delay before the blast for a heroic person or animal to escape, though not quite long enough for a bad guy to.

 

[PanzerIV]

Regardless of how large the final action packed scene is with explosions, gunshots, car chases, fistfights, martial arts moves, etc. the authorities will ALWAYS, ALWAYS arrive at the very last moment possible in time to see the aftermath, but rarely offering assistance of anykind. The bloodied star will then wink at the aformentioned authorities or get a hearty handshake with no questions asked while he rides off into the sunset with a buxom woman.

 

[Phoenix86]

...That there are camera men and editors that will starve to death if I download movies.

 

[Kishan]

somehow millions of cops, government officials, and scientists never know the truth, but only ONE man can save the entire world.