Found this unopened package of liquified Sour Worm gummies in the car. I put them in the freezer but they didn't revert to their original state. Curious, I decided to try a bite before throwing them away. Yum? Nope.
But that's not the FWP that brought me here today. It was a confluence of FWPs:
The railroad crossing was malfunctioning (lights, bells, lowered crossing arms, but NO TRAIN) so I turned around to pass at the next crossing that I could see was still passable. Before I could turn into the parking lot I heard a distant train horn blow so I decided that I should probably go to the next crossing (a bridge) instead. While stuck at a light with the passable crossing to my left, I could tell that there was no train after all (it had been several minutes and the crossing arms were still vertical), so I turned left when the light turned green. Just before I could cross, the light and bells started and the crossing arms lowered. Damn! Now they were both impassible.
I turned around again and made my way to the bridge. I crossed and tried to get back to the original street, but other cars backed up at the crossings were cluelessly blocking me from the perpendicular streets. I had to honk at a BMW who was pulling forward to block me from entering when the car in front of him finally pulled forward to allow me in. As soon as I got back on the street where all this started I encountered a malfunctioning stoplight after last night's storm (stuck on yellow for a cross street). It was the same one I encountered at 1AM the night before but this time there were other vehicles backed up who didn't know and I was forced to wait inordinately long.
This malfunctioning one is normally fine after a storm but there is another nearby that often has a similar issue. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it turned green as I approached and stayed green long enough to allow traffic to pass (unlike when it malfunctions). Unfortunately, the van in front of me was completely oblivious and just sat there while I honked at him.
I finally got through and decided to take a side street instead of waiting behind others to turn right at the next light. That ended up being a terrible idea because all the people from a local cross fit training club were running in the street, doing laps in my lane that already had vehicles parked in it, forcing me entirely into the oncoming lane with a blind left turn. Of course, a car just has to come as I'm approaching the turn and I have to slowly back up and hope another car doesn't come when I get the opportunity to try again. Well, another car came when I had the opportunity to try again.
I didn't even mention the slowpoke doing 30 in a 55 right after all that but, all in all, my 3 minute commute took 10 times as long and I was 1 minute late for work despite leaving much earlier.