What first world problem did you have today?

[manimal]

Same here. Get that bullshit out of my face.

KT

I have been telling people I have been color blind for years because this kind of shit makes me want to commit felonies.

 

[highland145]

The wife is gone for the weekend. The kid is at an over night lock up party (damned 13 y.o. felon). I'm going to sit nekkked on the furniture. All of the furniture.


Oh, crap. Thought this was the party thread.

 

[SheHateMe]

I stopped at Costco for gas and then realized that I left my card at home

 

[highland145]

Hey, SHM, how's things?

 

[Imp]

I put on a piece of LEGO wrong and it flew into a corner when I took it out.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I still did not win roll up the rim!

 

[Red Squirrel]

My compiles are taking too long!

 

[MongGrel]

My new share drum snares and drum heads still haven't arrived, and they are overdue a few days ....

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Vicodin keeps me form pooping, no Vicodin and I can't sleep.

 

[IronWing]

Payroll screwed up my overtime. Now I don't have enough money to buy the Lotus.

 

[nageov3t]

ordered 2 coffees... one with cream + sugar for my BF and one with just cream for me.

the lady forgot to mark which was which, though, so now I've got to taste them both

 

[Mixolydian]

Hungry.

And tired. Want to go to bed but it's only 11 AM. :\

 

[IronWing]

Hungry.

And tired. Want to go to bed but it's only 11 AM. :\

Go to bed.

 

[Mixolydian]

Go to bed.

I want to sleep from now until tomorrow morning. My body wont let me do that though.

 

[JEDI]

I want to sleep from now until tomorrow morning. My body wont let me do that though.

easy fix.
drink johny walker blue till u pass out

 

[pontifex]

On my way home from town this morning, I cow was walking in the middle of the road. had to drive around it.

 

[IronWing]

I had to replace the center roller on the back of a kitchen drawer. Dimensions of standard rollers have drifted about 2mm in the forty five years since the house was built. Now my drawers are crooked.

 

[CZroe]

Had to retrieve a $20 Apple MicroUSB to Lightning adapter from the toilet today. It slipped into the little jet at the very bottom so I couldn't just pick it up. Flushing it to make it shoot out was guaranteed to make me lose it.

 

[Leros]

The bad weather in the northeast is causing my grocery deliveries to get delayed. I might have to go the grocery store.

 

[SheHateMe]

Hey, SHM, how's things?

I'm good, just chillin. I started a new job last week. Super happy about that because it was basically my dream

I am still working on remodeling my room. I was going to get carpet but decided on laminate flooring instead. We got the floor put down, now we need to get new floor trim, electrical fixed, and some drywall + patching + new ceiling trim in some places.

Also, I am going to talk to my credit union on Monday about getting a loan for a car

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Finally had the Vicodin poop: like delivering a baby.

Quick question: Had a tooth out on Thursday, should I drink tonight or take Vicodin?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hungry.

And tired. Want to go to bed but it's only 11 AM. :\

Wow and I thought I stayed up late!

 

[radtechtips]

Sat down on the toilet to take a shit but someone had forgotten to put the damn seat down, so I almost fell in and smashed my elbow into the counter as I tried to catch myself.

 

[Ns1]

Sat down on the toilet to take a shit but someone had forgotten to put the damn seat down, so I almost fell in and smashed my elbow into the counter as I tried to catch myself.

I don't understand people who don't look down first

 

[Nograts]

I'm working a 24 hour shift, so I'm using my time wisely on Cisco's network academy and doing a bunch of tests to qualify for free vouchers to take some certifications from work. I have a strange feeling that even when I tell them tomorrow that I've completed all the pre-requisites, it's going to take them 6 months to 'get around' to getting me the vouchers. So then I'll just pay out of pocket if they don't get it to me by April. And then I'm going to freak the fuck out that I had to pay my own money for the certs.