What first world problem did you have today?

[highland145]

You're so screwed. You're staring into the bear trap, knowing that so much as a hint of anything that resembles a negative thought concerning the actions of the other and you're dead meat. Good luck.

Someone else told me that yesterday, "Looks like a lose lose for you," and they grinned.

Bastard.

 

[highland145]

And I ran out of coffee....Scrounging in the back and I find a jar of Maxwell house instant hazelnut...:\ Mom must have thought I needed that...Dated 4/2006.


I'm going for it.

 

[CraKaJaX]

And I ran out of coffee....Scrounging in the back and I find a jar of Maxwell house instant hazelnut...:\ Mom must have thought I needed that...Dated 4/2006.


I'm going for it.

This is all sorts of wrong. I feel bad for you. D:

Back to my fresh cup of italian roast from fairway....

 

[manimal]

And I ran out of coffee....Scrounging in the back and I find a jar of Maxwell house instant hazelnut...:\ Mom must have thought I needed that...Dated 4/2006.


I'm going for it.

man I see some diarrhea in your future.

good luck!

 

[highland145]

This is all sorts of wrong. I feel bad for you. D:

Back to my fresh cup of italian roast from fairway....

I distinctly get that impression.

Italian roast...

man I see some diarrhea in your future.

good luck!

QFT. I just hope it doesn't turn into rectum ebola.D:

 

[CraKaJaX]

I distinctly get that impression.

Italian roast...

QFT. I just hope it doesn't turn into rectum ebola.D:

Don't worry - It'll just be a bad case of the green apple splatters.

 

[highland145]

Don't worry - It'll just be a bad case of the green apple splatters.

That makes me feel better. Thanks, Man.

 

[CraKaJaX]

That makes me feel better. Thanks, Man.

Better than the beer shits....? :hmm:

 

[manimal]

Better than the beer shits....? :hmm:

lingering swampass would be worse.

 

[NoCreativity]

I ate too much delicious food at lunch. Now I might fall asleep at my desk.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

I'm retardedly hung over today.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I'm retardedly hung over today.

Good morning sunshine.

 

[Engineer]

One of you bastards broke Yahoo mail and it's been down for more than four hours!!!




:thumbsdown:

 

[Svnla]

Stupid white female drivers. Ya'll complain about Asian drivers but around here in my area, white women and Middle Eastern males with BMWs/Audis are the worse drivers in my experience of living here for the last 20 plus years.

Earlier today, a white female driver just parked her car in the middle of the road that turn into a bank and used her cell phone instead of pulled into the parking lot. Everyone were forced to use the outside line while she was yapping on/using the phone.

And don't let me start with idiots that drop or pick up passengers via cars in the middle of the street (instead from the parking lot) in the business district during the rush hour.

 

[Zargon]

One of you bastards broke Yahoo mail and it's been down for more than four hours!!!




:thumbsdown:

yahoo mail? this is the FIRST WORLD problem thread, bro...

 

[SunnyD]

I ate half a big bag of sour patch kids last night. My stomach and ass are both telling me this is a first world problem today.

 

[Train]

yahoo mail? this is the FIRST WORLD problem thread, bro...

^ right?

It could take me a month to notice Yahoo mail was down. Only because I still use my old account for some extra/spam accounts on random websites.

 

[Imp]

I ate half a big bag of sour patch kids last night. My stomach and ass are both telling me this is a first world problem today.

The last bag I had sucked... Sour my ass.

 

[rudeguy]

I forgot to grab my lunch from home today and the weather isn't so great so I don't want to drive to get something. I had to order Jimmy John's and its going to take forever to get here since the weather isn't so great.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I just went to the DMV to turn in the license plate of the car I just sold. There were 10 people in there and they told me that it had been taking like 30 minutes per person for some reason, so I left.

 

[manimal]

made szechuan chicken for dinner last night and on my way home after picking up the kids one of the triplets vomited explosively from the seat directly behind me.


Yup. made it all the way to windshield from the backseat.


I may just set the car on fire and walk away

nobody wanted to eat my chicken ><

 

[nageov3t]

one of my new neighbors is ridiculously hot and apparently walks around shirtless in the middle of the winter when taking his garbage out.

so now, instead of being productive and moving shit, unpacking, etc, I'm trying to stalk him to figure out where he lives.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Yup. made it all the way to windshield from the backseat.

holy shit. that's impressive. D:

 

[Engineer]

^ right?

It could take me a month to notice Yahoo mail was down. Only because I still use my old account for some extra/spam accounts on random websites.

My boss uses a Yahoo mail business account. I've used Yahoo mail for my personal account for decades because it works (usually) and I simply like it!

 

[Train]

My boss uses a Yahoo mail business account. I've used Yahoo mail for my personal account for decades because it works (usually) and I simply like it!

The NSA likes it too.