What first world problem did you have today?

[dave_the_nerd]

I just had a pointed disagreement on a sensitive subject with someone on an internet forum.

Can someone give me a hug?

*hugs*

I had to move my car to a spot that took credit cards because I didn't have enough quarters for the old-fashioned meter down the block.

 

[Mixolydian]

consumed too much nicotine in a short period of time......now I feel sick.

 

[nageov3t]

I have a whole night alone to myself.

but I'm too tired to actually do anything other than eat dinner and go to sleep 🙁`

 

[PlanetJosh]

Finding out the room is too small to sit far enough away from the big screen tv to play Xbox One games. (In order to avoid them looking pixelated or blurry from sitting too close)

 

[highland145]

consumed too much nicotine in a short period of time......now I feel sick.

'sup, Mix. :bro hug;

 

[Mixolydian]

Eating breakfast alone again......like a fucking loser 🙁

'sup, Mix. :bro hug;

Hi daddy 🙂

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's -41 out with the windchill, the temp difference made it so my Timmy's cup felt like it was burning my hands.

#canadaproblems

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I ran out of Vodka. I can't even celebrate Valentines day properly as a single guy.

 

[rudeguy]

Car wash was closed because it's too cold. Had to brush off my car by hand 🙁

 

[Imp]

I'm getting fat because I'm sitting in front of a computer all day -- more than usual lately.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Just bought a brand new bottle of Bulleit last week. The lady gave me another for Vday today.

 

[KeithTalent]

I ate too much foie gras this weekend.

KT

 

[Mixolydian]

I ate too much foie gras this weekend.

KT

you monster! think of the poor geese! 🙁

 

[KeithTalent]

you monster! think of the poor geese! 🙁

Fuck the geese, think of my poor arteries! :'(

KT

 

[Perknose]

I ate too much foie gras this weekend.

KT

I only eat foie gras from marijuana fed geese. The brand? High Liver!

 

[Engineer]

I couldn't get the Time Warner app to work correctly (without buffering) on one of my XBox 360's (works fine on the other with exact same setup).

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Fuck the geese, think of my poor arteries! :'(

KT

It's got more mono-unsaturated fat than saturated fat.. quite good for you; and lots of Vitamin B12.

Learn about foie gras, its history, and why it's not so bad for the birds:

http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_barber_s_surprising_foie_gras_parable?language=en

 

[KeithTalent]

I only eat foie gras from marijuana fed geese. The brand? High Liver!

I've started working on a business plan...

It's got more mono-unsaturated fat than saturated fat.. quite good for you; and lots of Vitamin B12.

Learn about foie gras, its history, and why it's not so bad for the birds:

http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_barber_s_surprising_foie_gras_parable?language=en

Who knew? Time for more foie! :awe:

KT

 

[StinkyPinky]

Lately I've been annoyed because work is very quiet and I just sit around all day browsing the internet. Why can't I just work from home and browse the internet? Life is so unfair.

 

[Imp]

It is literally 0 F or -18 C outside right now.

Meanwhile, some fu*k-wit know-it-all has left the bathroom exhaust fan on after a shower and walked away. It's been on for 30 minutes AFTER his shower now (on top of the 20 during the shower), will probably stay on for another hour until he notices it -- fu*k-wit always does this. I turned it off earlier, but the tw*t turned it right back on.

Guess the ~50 cfm that goes out doesn't need to be drawn back in at -18 C and reheated with money.

 

[Ns1]

almost got sun burned today after spending 2 hours outside in the 75' weather.

 

[sandorski]

I get a call from my Sister, she says our Bro got a puppy and put a pic of it on Facebook, ugh. I login into Facebook, then spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to look at my Bro's pics, but there are no Puppy pics I can see that she can!

fml :'(

 

[Mixolydian]

Lake Effect Snow.

Sunny one minute, white-out conditions the next.

 

[gdansk]

Horse died. This is can be a serious third world problem, but for me it was just a luxury.

 

[Imp]

Horse died. This is can be a serious third world problem, but for me it was just a luxury.

Na... You'd probably have to be doing well to have a horse in the third-world even if it's your primary form of transportation -- just feeding the mofo and keeping it alive. I would love to learn to ride but $$$.