What first world problem did you have today?

[highland145]

because Amazon's turnaround time is apparently 14 seconds.

lol



I can't wrap presents worth a crap.

I'm already missing college football.

 

[Imp]

Wings I just had weren't moist and tear-away. Meat stuck to the bone, made it hard to pick apart, and now my teeth are full of stringy meat.

 

[MongGrel]

The trick to good brussel sprouts is to get some nice, thick-cut chunks of bacon, then throw the brussel sprouts away and make the bacon instead.

I'm weird, I actually like good Brussel Sprouts with a steak.

 

[MongGrel]

My wife desperately wants to throw a Holiday Party so I have to figure out what sort of booze to get and I will invariably wind up with 10 times as much as is necessary to satisfy the guests. And then I'm going to have to figure out what to do with all that extra booze and a 2 week vacation for Christmas... It's a conundrum.

😉

 

[blert]

I misplaced the S-pen to my Note 4 and had to use my finger instead, now my screen is all smudged up with fingerprints... fml

 

[rsbennett00]

The touchscreen in the shower at work is broken so I have to use the single person backup shower.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

My fucking bed frame fell apart.

 

[Svnla]

Have over $1K of Amazon Gift Card in my balance. Not sure what to buy.

 

[highland145]

Have over $1K of Amazon Gift Card in my balance. Not sure what to buy.

Rakehellion needs some lunch.

 

[Svnla]

Rakehellion needs some lunch.

Hehehehe, maybe I can buy some bags of chips for him?

 

[highland145]

Hehehehe, maybe I can buy some bags of chips for him?

What side of the spectrum is he on?

 

[HeXen]

I ordered a JXD gaming tablet and it won't get here for almost 4 weeks.

 

[Svnla]

What side of the spectrum is he on?

Brooklyn, NY from his profile.

 

[highland145]

Brooklyn, NY from his profile.

I thought he was a libtard. True? Might have some fun with this.

 

[IronWing]

I'm trying to find information about Win 8.1 on Microsoft's website. I'm on a Win 7 machine. Microsoft's website autodetects my OS and keeps sending me to Win 7 info pages instead of the Win 8.1 pages I try to click on. If they want to upsell, maybe they shouldn't do this.

 

[Svnla]

I thought he was a libtard. True? Might have some fun with this.

Do not know because I did not have much interaction with him. Not sure why he is so broke now, so close to Christmas.

 

[highland145]

Do not know because I did not have much interaction with him. Not sure why he is so broke now, so close to Christmas.

I know why my customers are broke and still didn't pay their bills. New TVS, game systems, etc.

 

[adairusmc]

My refrigerator died so I had to go buy a new stainless steel french door model to replace it.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I left the fan in the bathroom on all day because the ones at home have timer switches.

 

[Legios]

I found an app that lets me listen to muted TV. My marriage is saved.......Damnit!

 

[smackababy]

I found an app that lets me listen to muted TV. My marriage is saved.......Damnit!

Me too! It's called Tinder. >_>

 

[Imp]

Just finished vacuuming with my Dyson upright... and I have to say that while I love its vacuum action, the cord just pisses me off.

Think I'm going to blow my $110 gift card on an on sale for $170 DC34 battery one. Gotta deal with a lithium-ion battery, but FML, no cord, and I don't have that much to vacuum.

 

[smackababy]

Just discovered Imp loves his Dyson vacuum action. I always wondered why they were more expensive! Now, I know.

 

[highland145]

My university gym is closed for the next 3 days. To gorge or not gorge, that is the dilemma.

 

[highland145]

Damn, I ate the whole pizza. Beer consumption not accounted for.


Damned fruits/veggies tomorrow.