What first world problem did you have today?

[Fenixgoon]

i spent 7 hours troubleshooting/installing shit on my motorcycle.

 

[OutHouse]

I bought 4 gifts for my wife and for the life of me I can't remember what one of them is....

 

[adairusmc]

I went snowmobiling today, but did not have anyone to go with me, so I had to do a first ride of the season to shakedown both of my snowmobiles.

 

[Svnla]

Gas price is down so now I am wondering how to fill up at least $30 at one time so I can get $5 cash back from American Express Platinum card.

What to do........

Did a full fill up last night. Did have to go to a Shell station with higher price ($2.29 instead of another Shell with $2.19) and did not use the $0.10 cents/gallon discount from Kroger.

Total was $30.99 and will get a $5 credit back from American Express.

 

[Imp]

Bit my cheek again... Bit the top part this time. Bit the bottom part exactly a week ago. It takes 1-2 weeks to heal. Hurts to brush teeth and eat. FML.

 

[Ichinisan]

No Chipotle Mexican Grill anywhere near my town. Ate Moe's Southwestern Grill instead.

Same expense, none of the flavor.

 

[Black Octagon]

Only half the cheese on my McPutrid was melted. How my fat assed self will cope is a mystery

 

[Imp]

YouTube changed the button in playlists to stop moving to the next track automatically. It's "Repeat Playlist" now. I like to repeat the same thing 10 times in a row.

 

[smackababy]

No Chipotle Mexican Grill anywhere near my town. Ate Moe's Southwestern Grill instead.

Same expense, none of the flavor.

I have had many a heated argument with people who can't tell the difference between Moe's and Chipotle. It has almost come to blows each time.

 

[Mai72]

A corn flake fell on the floor.

so i ate it!

 

[Printer Bandit]

i got this intense itch in the area where my balls meet the thighs on both sides and don't know what do do.

 

[alkemyst]

"Friend" of mine change my 9 yo flip phone settings to spanish. Like I know spanish.


Payback...I'm putting a box of crickets in his truck, mid summer. I'll repost then.

Make sure to use dueling banjos as the soundtrack.

 

[alkemyst]

i got this intense itch in the area where my balls meet the thighs on both sides and don't know what do do.

May as well have the Dr. remove them, not like you were using them for anything necessary.

 

[alkemyst]

I have had many a heated argument with people who can't tell the difference between Moe's and Chipotle. It has almost come to blows each time.

/we have a bad ass here.

 

[alkemyst]

Lady decided to text in the left lane and refuse to yield right despite a dip of my headlights that I saw her acknowledge in her rear view mirror.

I end up passing on the right as she was about 10 mph below the speed limit.

She then decides to pass me on the right doing about 90mph in a 70 right as I yielded right again due to FHP on the left shoulder. She jerks to the left and nearly collided with the FHP who then proceeded to pull her over (to be honest at first I wasn't sure who he was going after, I was doing 80mph and sort of cut her off ).

Enjoy your holidays lady, happy texting.

 

[Ruptga]

You sure showed her, mister badass.

The creator for one of the better KSP mods has gone MIA and there are bugs. Now I either put up with the bugs, or play with something else instead. A FWP if ever there was one.

 

[Printer Bandit]

May as well have the Dr. remove them, not like you were using them for anything necessary.

i still need to be able to walk.

 

[alkemyst]

You sure showed her, mister badass.

The creator for one of the better KSP mods has gone MIA and there are bugs. Now I either put up with the bugs, or play with something else instead. A FWP if ever there was one.

LoL say mad.

Keep talking in Acronyms too. That's totally the smart thing to do.

I really don't think you are a genius. One that was would know to dumb it down to a common audience.

 

[alkemyst]

i still need to be able to walk.

Just the meat and potatoes. They can give you a pee hole.

 

[Ichinisan]

I have had many a heated argument with people who can't tell the difference between Moe's and Chipotle. It has almost come to blows each time.

This is the second time I've given Moe's burritos a chance. We get Moe's catering occasionally at work and it's always bland and flavorless.

I don't think I'll ever choose to go there again.

 

[alkemyst]

This is the second time I've given Moe's burritos a chance. We get Moe's catering occasionally at work and it's always bland and flavorless.

I don't think I'll ever choose to go there again.

You guys have to understand a local franchise doesn't make all of them.

Many of you are in the hamburger, pizza, beer, peanut butter and jelly wars. And now it's come to cheap burritos.

The best is Burrito Brothers at University of Florida back in 1992 for me or somewhere is some shitty place in California back in 1996.

Both were like $5 and it was probably enough food for a week, but the best part was every bite was perfect and at both places I threw a lot of that out because it goes bad or you are too full and a burrito you can't carry around all day.

 

[highland145]

?Estaba un buen fon?

Not really. I still don't know spanish.

Make sure to use dueling banjos as the soundtrack.

He's from Michigan and wouldn't get it.

i got this intense itch in the area where my balls meet the thighs on both sides and don't know what do do.

Rubbing alcohol, FTW.




Started last week and will continue for a few more...the sun's shining through my front door for ~30 minutes every morning. I've had to prop my feet on the other side of my desk.

 

[CZroe]

You guys have to understand a local franchise doesn't make all of them.

Many of you are in the hamburger, pizza, beer, peanut butter and jelly wars. And now it's come to cheap burritos.

The best is Burrito Brothers at University of Florida back in 1992 for me or somewhere is some shitty place in California back in 1996.

Both were like $5 and it was probably enough food for a week, but the best part was every bite was perfect and at both places I threw a lot of that out because it goes bad or you are too full and a burrito you can't carry around all day.

Moe's isn't just local here... it started here. If, after multiple attempts over years, you still can't get a good Moe's burrito here, where it was good enough to spawn a franchise, then where can you? FWIW, it was only my first time, which I why I withheld judgement.

 

[IronWing]

The building alarm was going off when I arrived at work. The popo may or may not show up. The network gods decided that Monday morning is a good time to push updates so my computer is going down shortly. This is on top of the updates they pushed over the weekend. So I get to deal with DAR twice in one morning. The DAR program is flakey and has trouble correctly reading keyboard input. Keyboard input is somewhat important to the entering of passwords. I anticipate the popo entering the building just as the volcabulary I use to address the DAR screen reaches perfection in variety and volume.

 

[Mai72]

Tryin to get those Obama bucks.

No luck.