What first world problem did you have today?

[Red Squirrel]

Wow did not realize maple syrup could mold. I guess I go through it fast enough that it has no time to. I use it a lot on ice cream, it's awesome. Come to think of it I've never even thought of checking if that expires.

 

[lxskllr]

I imagine some put a date on it, but I didn't see one on the moldy bottle. It's pretty obvious when it's bad, and I think mold's the only issue. I've had open bottles go off before, but that was the first new bottle for me. I go through phases with maple. Typically pancakes and in yogurt. I had been buying presweetened yogurt lately, and just got back into pancakes, so I've had some maple that's been sitting awhile.

 

[IronWing]

Yesterday I went to the awful place to buy furnace filters. Today, I went to install one and realized I had bought the wrong size (the size that fit the old furnace, not the new) so now I have to go back to the awful place.

 

[snoopy7548]

Wow did not realize maple syrup could mold. I guess I go through it fast enough that it has no time to. I use it a lot on ice cream, it's awesome. Come to think of it I've never even thought of checking if that expires.

Maple syrup on ice cream? You might be Canadian.

 

[ponyo]

Maple syrup on ice cream? You might be Canadian.

Maple syrup on ice cream is good. I use maple syrup instead of sugar for my morning coffee.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I sometimes even throw a banana in there! Poor man's banana split. When you don't have a Dairy Queen you improvise.

 

[BoomerD]

Maple syrup on ice cream? You might be Canadian.

ya think?

 

[Ajay]

Maple syrup on ice cream? You might be Canadian.

Real Canadians make a real thick syrup and poor it over snow in the winter! It's like pure maple toffee; It's all the rage with the grandkids.

 

[lxskllr]

I drove to microcenter to get a new computer for work, and they aren't taking cash. Waste of time... I installed debian kde on an old 5400rpm spinner, and hopefully I can just clone that to a ssd and have it work when I get a new machine.

 

[shortylickens]

I drove to microcenter to get a new computer for work, and they aren't taking cash. Waste of time... I installed debian kde on an old 5400rpm spinner, and hopefully I can just clone that to a ssd and have it work when I get a new machine.

Oh yeah I found a bunch of places around town not using cash anymore. Cotton bills absorb too much debris and dirt, and by that I mean human leftovers, like dead skin cells and boogers.
Its a germ condominium and that aint good.

 

[Sgt. York]

Isn't cash good for all debts public and private? How can they refuse to accept cash?

 

[highland145]

Isn't cash good for all debts public and private? How can they refuse to accept cash?

You wanting to buy something isn't a debt. Welcome to our digital currency age so everything you do can be tracked.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Real Canadians make a real thick syrup and poor it over snow in the winter! It's like pure maple toffee; It's all the rage with the grandkids.

Oh man I remember that back in school. It was a big thing during St-Catherines day. La Tire D'erable.

It was kinda like those Halloween Kiss candies, except way better.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Pretty sure the no cash thing it a issue ot virii transmission.

 

[Ajay]

Oh man I remember that back in school. It was a big thing during St-Catherines day. La Tire D'erable.

It was kinda like those Halloween Kiss candies, except way better.

I've never had any, but my SIL loved this when she visited family in Canada (can remember exactly where right now). I love maple syrup so that sounded super delicious!

 

[Ajay]

Sent to me via email by some idiot troll:

𝙸'𝚖 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝟶𝟿𝟸𝟻𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟹, 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍.

𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝟷𝟶𝟶% 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝟸𝟺 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎.

𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝟷𝟺𝟾 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜.

𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 '𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚎-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚌 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚎𝚢𝚎-𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚋 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊.
(𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚝𝚠 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊)

𝙸 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 '𝚖 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝟻 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑.

𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚌𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 (𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠! 𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜).

𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝? 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚝 𝚒𝚝...

𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝟷 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛.

𝙱𝚞𝚢 𝚄𝚂𝙳 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜:

**1HNPAYEpKdKVBnKQEiRzfVWkZ6ZM**wugpNU
[𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴-𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 ** 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚝]

(𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎)

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 '𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗' (𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝?). 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜.

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝟷 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝.

Lolz!! Self pleasuring video clips, aside from this not happening, I don't have a camera on my computer! What sort of technical wizardry is this?!

 

[highland145]

Sent to me via email by some idiot troll:



Lolz!! Self pleasuring video clips, aside from this not happening, I don't have a camera on my computer! What sort of technical wizardry is this?!

Oops, got your wife's email by mistake.

 

[Ajay]

Oops, got your wife's email by mistake.

Shit. She does have a webcam

 

[CZroe]

Shit. She does have a webcam

Everyone has a webcam. Selfie camera... webcam... what's the difference?

Pay the man.

 

[IronWing]

Oops, got your wife's email by mistake.

That's not the password to her cam.

 

[lxskllr]

My salty licorice came today(super fast from Finland), and now my mouth's sore from eating too much of it. Took <1hr :^(

 

[Ajay]

My Sony WH-1000XM2s are going into pairing mode every time I turn them on. No more firmware updates available. I'll have to wait to next Black Friday to pick up some XM3s

 

[mopardude87]

I gotta maybe work tomorrow and my new roomie has some legit weed and wants to share and i can't smoke atm till i know for sure if i work tomorrow. I am sitting here getting a damn contact high and i may be working tomorrow BIG maybe. Gonna call and if no work then gonna get so baked you will be calling me Sarah Lee.

I work hard, i player harder so yeah i gotta call the boss in like a hour and see whats up. I got this 100mg package of indica edibles that have me set 3 days but this job has been put on hold but not wanting to get baked then have my boss call and be like i need you tomorrow and rest of the week! The owner of the house where the work is being done has postponed work cause of unforeseen circumstances. Pretty much on call.

Here is to hoping i got no work for the rest of the week! I don't exactly need the cash as i get paid on friday anyways, i help as i can be dependable and the guy usually needs a able body person. He has been burned by a few people and in all the 15 years i been working for him i only called in once to not work, was from a car crash where i got whip lash.

 

[feralkid]

Toaster Strudel is amazing. It wouldn't be a problem at all to eat a whole box at once. PopTarts always sucked. Some varieties are good enough to suffice when you're starving and lazy, but they're objectively bad. Every year or two I'll pick a box up, and then remember "Oh yea, that's why I don't buy these". Generics? GTFO with that shit. They make PopTarts taste like a gourmet feast in comparison.

I think it's time for this once more:

 

[Ajay]

I think it's time for this once more:

Actually, that's how I ate them when I was a teenager (I needed about ~5000 calories a day when I was running track or x-country just so I wouldn't lose weight).