What first world problem did you have today?

[Imp]

Caught a cold, only nose so far, and I'm 99% sure who gave it to me given the minimal human contact I've had over the past few days. Unhygienic asshole who never washes his hands and leaves his used tissues everywhere.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Caught a cold, only nose so far, and I'm 99% sure who gave it to me given the minimal human contact I've had over the past few days. Unhygienic asshole who never washes his hands and leaves his used tissues everywhere.

Same, but the unhygienic one in my case was my 10 month old daughter.

Little petri dish.

 

[Imp]

And I just found out that the 5 black garbage bags full of paper and recyclable plastics ended up in the landfill anyway... because the recycling facility, apparently, auto-trashes black garbage bags. I mean, i kind of knew, but I wanted to use up my box of black bags.

 

[Charmonium]

Fuqing aye, that settles that: I'm buying that blackhead removal tool just to minimize the likelihood that I end up like that.

Thanks dude. I had just managed to forget about that video.

Cannot be unseen!!!!

 

[Imp]

Thanks dude. I had just managed to forget about that video.

Cannot be unseen!!!!

In another life, I might be a doctor or mortician... That shit is disgusting but I love it.

 

[IronWing]

My L is glowing brightly today to let the world know I has derp.

I went hiking today. I carry a GPS unit. I got home and the GPS unit wasn't in the truck. MFMFMFers, I had to drive back to the trailhead where the GPS slid off the roof of the truck after I set it there while taking my pack off. The unit was laying on the first outcrop the "road" crosses leaving the trailhead. Seventy three mile round trip including twenty three miles of off-road driving to retrieve the GPS unit.

 

[Red Squirrel]

There is something oddly satisfying about watching stuff like blackheads being removed. It's almost like a whole genre of porn on it's own.

Botflys are rather interesting little critters. (and I'm glad we don't have them here)

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=botfly+larvae+removal

As far as today's first world problem.... I could not find any botfly removal videos in HD.

 

[lxskllr]

Haven't been able to find used combat boots, so I just ordered some online. $52 shipped. That's much worse than the ~$10 I like to pay :^(

 

[Imp]

I feel drunk but I have no alcohol in me. In fact, I have an unopened bottle of red wine next to me that I bought to get wasted alone with. Now I can't drink it because the damn cold is giving me the drunkness minus the fun.

 

[smackababy]

My Costco again didn't have the prime rib eye caps. =( I may have to drive to another for that delicious goodness.

 

[MongGrel]

I haven't taken the time to clear out a couple hundred bookmarks I'll never look at again

I need to do a bit of maintenance I guess.

 

[Imp]

Doing some research and realized that Microsoft Access would be the cheapest, simplest, and best solution... Why the hell can't I find a copy locally?

I found it for $125 in French, where's English.

Edit: Okay, I found it in Office 365 but I just want the one program. Don't want Outlook, I only use Outlook at work cause they force me.

 

[CZroe]

Doing some research and realized that Microsoft Access would be the cheapest, simplest, and best solution... Why the hell can't I find a copy locally?

I found it for $125 in French, where's English.

Edit: Okay, I found it in Office 365 but I just want the one program. Don't want Outlook, I only use Outlook at work cause they force me.

Buy Office, start installation, uncheck Outlook, continue installation.

 

[Imp]

I have shit to do but have no energy and my brain feels numb so can't.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Vacation is over and I need to move West immediately.

 

[Ns1]

Vacation is over and I need to move West immediately.

 

[Ns1]

Flying Qatar Airways to India instead of Emirates Now I have 32k Emirates points I dont't know what I'm going to do with.

 

[Ns1]

fucking Qatar Airways does not provide complimentary black car service when ordering business class, now I gotta find that shit myself, book it, and then get reimbursed for it.

 

[IronWing]

I don't even know what black car service is.

 

[Ns1]

I don't even know what black car service is.

when you get picked up in one of these (at a minimum)

 

[highland145]

when you get picked up in one of these (at a minimum)

1%

 

[highland145]

Effing Jupiter is carpetbagging...

http://earthsky.org/tonight/moon-jupiter-come-out-as-soon-as-darkness-falls

 

[IronWing]

Effing Jupiter is carpetbagging...

http://earthsky.org/tonight/moon-jupiter-come-out-as-soon-as-darkness-falls

As the Earth spins eastward beneath the starry heavens tonight, it’s causing the moon and Jupiter to travel upward and westward,

Thank you science explainer dude.

 

[highland145]

Thank you science explainer dude.

it’s causing the moon and Jupiter to travel upward and westward,

It's a plot, I say.


Thanks, IW

 

[CraKaJaX]

Trying to find out where Ns1 lives so I can hurt him. Badly. :twisted: