It’s mental health appreciation day. A coworker went off his meds this afternoon, literally, and started telling people how he really feels. 😁
Then I got a call from a person who found a huge vein of gold in a national park. The caller was concerned that it was toxic and that people would pick up the gold. I told the caller that gold isn’t toxic so the caller then wanted to buy the land. I explained that it was not for sale because it was a national park (not yet, anyway). The caller then wanted know who to call since my answer was not acceptable. The caller decided to call the park.

The entire conversation was about forty five seconds as the caller was manic and shooting off the thoughts and questions like a machine gun of dumb.
I also had to explain to two different coworkers why their timesheets could not be correct. They had both entered sixteen hours of work within a twelve hour period. It was literally “I worked from 6am to 6pm for a total of 16 hours.” Chronos wept.